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The worst fast food!

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like the title says, GO!

taco bell then burger king!

I didn't order diahrreah in a burrito

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As a man of "superior circumference" i must put my vote for burger king, simply because every former employee ive spoken to tell the same story of " if we drop a burger we have to get it back on the stove and keep going", cant say its stopped me enjoying the bacon cheeseburgers though :)

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I'd have to say I hate mcdonalds the most. Their burgers are thin and taste like shit, Also their fries are really thin and weak. Overall their food seems to taste like cheap crap. :P

I had a tour of a Tim hortons one time back in grade school on a field trip and they have these well none donuts called "tidbits". Its a piece of dough dipped into a deep fryer. But when I was in there I seen deep fried flys floating in the top of the fryer oil and a bumble bees also were flying around on the donuts.

Never bought donuts again! But I still buy their coffee.

@Lou saffire

I also worked in a burger king for awhile and I had to stand at a machine and feed it burger patties then they come out in 30 seconds cooked and broiled. Lol.

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Subway, Fucking Subway

Seriously!

The level of shittiness in every aspect of that chain is unreal. I have never placed an order there that they haven't fucked up, It's like the home of the most brain dead of drop outs. And to the little ginger girl behind the counter, here's a bit of advice for you: if a customer orders a vegeterian sandwich, DO NOT try and sell them the Meat Feast Horse Deluxe 3 FUCKING TIMES! and DON'T look at them like they threatened to rape you when they decline for the third time. Not that it would matter really, as every veggie option there tastes the same. I could have them drown my sandwich in a vat of Honey, Vinegar, Perfume and Lemon Juice and it would still taste like soggy cheese.

And the price, who the fuck declares the prices in this place. They change on a fucking a daily basis, is there a toasting tax I am unaware of? But the worst has to be the million douchebag hipster kids clogging up all the space, wasting valuable air and sounding off into their cups of rancid coffee that they are SO cooky for wearing a hat with kitty ears and paying £15 for a cunting sandwich!

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The level of shittiness in every aspect of that chain is unreal. I have never placed an order there that they haven't fucked up,

They cleverly conceal their actions behind that transparent window. The bastards.

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For me the worst fast food chain is Chick-fil-A for these reasons the last time I went there

  1. The food's horribly expensive: $7 for a small chicken sandwich (breaded chicken breast with one slice of lettuce and tomato, with not much mayo) with a really small portion of Waffle Fries, some of which were undercooked, and a small coke. I could go to McDonalds and get several McChickens and not only be full and content, but those aren't half bad too :P
  2. The clientele: Most of the time it's full and the people that go there are either rich oldish-old white people, or young poor white hipsters who go there because it's 100% natural or something. My friend and I felt so out of our element when we went there to try out the food with our free coupons (1 crappy beaten up Toyota Camry surrounded by brand new giant SUVs)
  3. The overall atmosphere: I don't know about you but the atmosphere over there feels sanitized and eerily cheerful, the employees don't help with that too (all of them are young and hip and look like they're having a blast, I prefer my food to get prepared by a depressive person)
  4. The chain's owner himself is pretty much anti-lgbt but that's silly and a minor problem (I seldom eat there because the food was expensive, so I never really found out about the "LGBT boycotts" until way later)

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As for the other fast-food chains, I like most of them; and after having various street foods from third world countries I don't really care too much on how my food is prepared just as long as it's edible and tasty (the less I know, the better). I personally like Sonic's (motherfucking tater tots are great) and Hardee's (motherfucking biscuits are da bomb)

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All fast food is the worst fast food

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Subway, Fucking Subway

Seriously!

The level of shittiness in every aspect of that chain is unreal. I have never placed an order there that they haven't fucked up, It's like the home of the most brain dead of drop outs. And to the little ginger girl behind the counter, here's a bit of advice for you: if a customer orders a vegeterian sandwich, DO NOT try and sell them the Meat Feast Horse Deluxe 3 FUCKING TIMES! and DON'T look at them like they threatened to rape you when they decline for the third time. Not that it would matter really, as every veggie option there tastes the same. I could have them drown my sandwich in a vat of Honey, Vinegar, Perfume and Lemon Juice and it would still taste like soggy cheese.

And the price, who the fuck declares the prices in this place. They change on a fucking a daily basis, is there a toasting tax I am unaware of? But the worst has to be the million douchebag hipster kids clogging up all the space, wasting valuable air and sounding off into their cups of rancid coffee that they are SO cooky for wearing a hat with kitty ears and paying £15 for a cunting sandwich!

Some subways are better than other. But I agree they are nothing special, but i think D'angelos is worse (except for their steak n cheeses) HOW DO THEY SCREW UP YOUR ORDER. SPEAK UP!!! They do it right in front of you so when they go to pick up that bottle of mustard instead of honey mustard, yell "HEY, NO"

My problem with subway is that there are too many horror stories of cockroaches scattering in subway stores.

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Not to mention the 12 inch knife found baked into a sub.

2012_08_subknife.jpeg

http://gothamist.com/2012/08/07/subways_special_serrated_knife_foot.php

Most subways stores that I know of have closed down but still remain very popular in college canteens. From my experience, I don't really blame the brand itself as some mcDonalds are better and worse than others etc.

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They cleverly conceal their actions behind that transparent window. The bastards.

The little transparent window from a phone order? Do you mean the screen? If it's transparent yours may be broken sweetie. Quick way to check: look down at it now, if it looks like a picture of your crotch then the screens gone, or (more likely) you've got my phone.

In which case may I have my photo of your crotch back?

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I'd have to say I hate mcdonalds the most. Their burgers are thin and taste like shit, Also their fries are really thin and weak. Overall their food seems to taste like cheap crap. :P

I had a tour of a Tim hortons one time back in grade school on a field trip and they have these well none donuts called "tidbits". Its a piece of dough dipped into a deep fryer. But when I was in there I seen deep fried flys floating in the top of the fryer oil and a bumble bees also were flying around on the donuts.

Never bought donuts again! But I still buy their coffee.

@Lou saffire

I also worked in a burger king for awhile and I had to stand at a machine and feed it burger patties then they come out in 30 seconds cooked and broiled. Lol.

well what can i say poor old england does them traditionally, then again maybe they had just been eating the horsemeat burgers lol

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well what can i say poor old england does them traditionally, then again maybe they had just been eating the horsemeat burgers lol

Yeah, they've been prattling on about that for over a month now. Surely people who eat meat, you will have gathered that unless you're purchasing various cuts of meat and making the burgers yourselves to be sure, you've most likely eaten worse than horse in your life. I gather most folks would prefer their meat to be "Snowballs", "Clip Clop" or "Gum Drop" free but the revelation is about those 12 for £1 burgers in supermarket chains. So no real surprise that they cut corners with quality on "Big 'Ungry Daves Super Saver 'Meat'* Patties"

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and of course theirs the urban myth about human glue being found in Indian takeaway meals, at least i pray to all that is unholy that its an urban myth....

as for the horse burgers, the thing that made me most worried was that there was drug used on the horses thats carcinogenic to humans, other than that, hell id eat a horse lol

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Hardees, otherwise known to the West Coast as Carl's Jr, has big portions and pretty tasty food, but their restrauants are discusting. Not only are they old and outdated, the tables, floors, and bathrooms are usually very dirty. And I've heard stories that it isn't much better on the other side of the counter.

But I still eat there, what you don't know can't hurt you.

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For me it'd have to be Wimpy, now this was probably over ten years ago or so, but they were a 'fast food' restaurant who thought they were an actual restaurant or something i.e. taking an age to serve you relatively mediocre 'fast food' which kind of defeats the point of calling yourself a 'fast food' restaurant in the first place (and did I mention the food was Shit).

They soon closed down though.

white hipsters who go there because it's 100% natural or something.

I thought you'd fit right in?

The little transparent window from a phone order? Do you mean the screen? If it's transparent yours may be broken sweetie. Quick way to check: look down at it now, if it looks like a picture of your crotch then the screens gone, or (more likely) you've got my phone.

In which case may I have my photo of your crotch back?

In Ouij's defence I kind of thought along the same lines as him, it's not as if you stated this at any point in your initial post.

All fast food is the worst fast food

Yup.

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Not to mention the 12 inch knife found baked into a sub.

2012_08_subknife.jpeg

http://gothamist.com/2012/08/07/subways_special_serrated_knife_foot.php

Most subways stores that I know of have closed down but still remain very popular in college canteens. From my experience, I don't really blame the brand itself as some mcDonalds are better and worse than others etc.

i don't even see how that is possible, the bread is frozen and about the width of the knife they use to cut the sandwiches, before they cook it in their oven...so how in the shit a knife got into the tiny frozen bread is beyond me. subway was my first job and i fuckin hate saurkraut now just from weighing it and bagging it all damn day.

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In which case may I have my photo of your crotch back?

Take as many as you want - I've got thousands. Also, thinking about frosting my pubes like those fancy Hollywood actor types. Good idea, bad idea?

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All fast food is the worst fast food

I knew there was a reason I loved you.

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