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Black Ops 2

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is that jackie haley doing the narration? the model kinda looks like him and it really sounds a lot like him.

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I dunno, but I think it's kind of cool to see Treyarch is trying something "new" on each version they create, unlike Infinity Ward with their Modern Warfares. Also, if this now fails/doesn't exceed the sales of the last one, Activision "knows" for certain, that same shit sells better than new things and are going to blabber about it if anyone asks why they don't do anything new for a change.

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another one? wonder when people will get tired of these.

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I'm assuming you play as 2 different grizzled white guys (apart from one mission where you will be a pilot of something). Your teammates whose names you won't even care about will drop like flies with each one having a dramatic (read: shit) death. You will kill Brown people or Russians, there will be a mission involving some random technology the developers saw on Future Weapons which. You will have to do something 'Controversial' like rape some orphans for Mericuh! Explosion. Credits. Angry white guy rapping over the names of people who get paid far too much for reskinning the same game year after year. Then Zombies.

The game will take roughly 2 hours to complete the single player with all the detail being pushed into the global spackfest that they call a multiplayer.

All for only £79.99

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Have you ever seen that movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall? The main character was writing a dramatic play about Dracula that was to be performed with puppets and it didn't really come together until Mila Kunis pointed out that it was actually a comedy? That's the best way I can sum up this video. I know they intend for you to take this seriously but I just can't do it.

If they replaced the main brotagonist with

it'd be incredible. Of course, they'd have to rename it "Orange Ops 2" but...

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Why?

Because they just took art from Battlefield 2142 and put it on the Quake 2 engine.

Sorry, I mean the "IW Engine".

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I'm assuming you play as 2 different grizzled white guys (apart from one mission where you will be a pilot of something). Your teammates whose names you won't even care about will drop like flies with each one having a dramatic (read: shit) death. You will kill Brown people or Russians, there will be a mission involving some random technology the developers saw on Future Weapons which. You will have to do something 'Controversial' like rape some orphans for Mericuh! Explosion. Credits. Angry white guy rapping over the names of people who get paid far too much for reskinning the same game year after year. Then Zombies.

The game will take roughly 2 hours to complete the single player with all the detail being pushed into the global spackfest that they call a multiplayer.

All for only £79.99

They're mixing it up a bit. I think it looks pretty neat, I like Treyarch (pre and post CoD) and this looks crazily absurd enough for me to buy since I skipped MW3 :P

I'll love this game more if the 90+ year old Frank Woods dons an exoskeleton and you get to play as him ala Old Snake or if Treyarch decides to just say fuck it and make a gamemode that pits 1980s CIA forces with hand me down Soviet weaponry vs time travelling 2025 Chinese/hacked US forces with UAVs/lasers/Metal Gears

Greatest game of 2012

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Because they just took art from Battlefield 2142 and put it on the Quake 2 engine.

Sorry, I mean the "IW Engine".

Well atleast they are trying something new, instead of more MW2.75

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Because they just took art from Battlefield 2142 and put it on the Quake 2 engine.

Sorry, I mean the "IW Engine".

fuck Maxx, you beat me to it

I was going to post 2142 screenshots as "leaked" BO2 stuff.

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"New" doesn't necessarily mean "better".

The scenario doesn't interest me at all, and why the fuck is this called "Black Ops" when the whole trailer consists of futuristic open warfare?

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"New" doesn't necessarily mean "better".

The scenario doesn't interest me at all, and why the fuck is this called "Black Ops" when the whole trailer consists of futuristic open warfare?

I think you missed the shots where you can clearly see someone with an M16A1 and the shots of people on horses getting blasted away by Soviet Hind-Ds :P

UNLESS THOSE ARE CIA AGENTS FROM 2025 RIDING HORSES IN A MISSION WHERE THE CHINESE DEACTIVATED EVERY SINGLE US TECH AND THEY MUST RESORT BACK TO THEIR COLD WAR ERA EQUIPMENT AND ARE DOING GUERRILLA WARFARE IN THE CANYONS OF COLORADO

GREATEST GAME OF THE CENTURY

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I think this game sets out to answer the question "What would happen if Desmond Miles accidentally pissed himself while inside the Animus?"

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Well atleast they are trying something new, instead of more MW2.75

What? What are they doing that is new?

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I think you missed the shots where you can clearly see someone with an M16A1 and the shots of people on horses getting blasted away by Soviet Hind-Ds :P

UNLESS THOSE ARE CIA AGENTS FROM 2025 RIDING HORSES IN A MISSION WHERE THE CHINESE DEACTIVATED EVERY SINGLE US TECH AND THEY MUST RESORT BACK TO THEIR COLD WAR ERA EQUIPMENT AND ARE DOING GUERRILLA WARFARE IN THE CANYONS OF COLORADO

GREATEST GAME OF THE CENTURY

or it could be yet another flashback mission like those in BO, hahaha.

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I think you missed the shots where you can clearly see someone with an M16A1 and the shots of people on horses getting blasted away by Soviet Hind-Ds :P

No, I didn't miss those shots. Apparently the game takes place in two timelines... 1980 and 2020whatever.

And yeah, nothing screams "Black Op" quite like Hinds blasting horsemen.

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I think this game sets out to answer the question "What would happen if Desmond Miles accidentally pissed himself while inside the Animus?"

Assassins_Creed_Revelations_Cover.jpg

Also, It's a real shame that blops 2 is gonna be the best selling game of the year. I always worry it will send a message of "Don't even bother trying something new" to other developers...see above

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No, I didn't miss those shots. Apparently the game takes place in two timelines... 1980 and 2020whatever.

And yeah, nothing screams "Black Op" quite like Hinds blasting horsemen.

real black ops are like the introduction to ArmA 2: OA

driving slowly in civilian cars and using indigenous weapons.

Nothing quite screams "AMERICAN" like a gun with 5 attachments.

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