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Best place to be when the Zombie outbreak occurs?

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I am answering this under the pretense that I would be in the city somewhere. I think if I had to choose one place, it would be a Menards store. With enough supplies to literally build a second store, you could easily make the most badass barricade as well as have food and more weapons than you would know what to do with. Power goes out? No problem, they have enough generators to power an army. No gas? They have solar panels for you to rig up some surviving goodness for yourself.

That's my outlook on. Gun store is most peoples answer but what happens if you want to sleep, eat, or run out of ammo?

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Great plan. So, what are you gonna do when the thousands of other people with the exact same idea get there before you do?

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Great plan. So, what are you gonna do when the thousands of other people with the exact same idea get there before you do?

This is like, what location would you hope to find yourself at if a massive outbreak suddenly broke out. Not pre-planned.

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truckstop. steal (i guess its not stealing anymore) truck of you choice.

head off the the local gun shop. load the truck with gunz.

drive tho the local mall and fill it with general suplies.

move on to the gas station and and fill it with gas.

playboy mansion.

win.

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Anywhere with big high walls and plenty of supplies. That's the only thing i can rely on near my home. A warehouse mabye with heavy doors, both defensive against zombies and humans.

I wouldn't want to be in a playboy mansion because you know how most girls are, so dramatic.

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I'd get my ass to my parents place where I keep my massive gun collection.

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With Bear Grylls obviously >.>

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I'd go wherever there are enough supplies, and if you think about it, if there are people in the store already why not join up with them and you can survive longer?

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I'd go wherever there are enough supplies, and if you think about it, if there are people in the store already why not join up with them and you can survive longer?

Yeah, until they run out of supplies and start eating you ;)

Just kidding, i would probably do the same depending on who would be there, teaming up with old fokes or fat guys is a horrible idea.

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Team up with nerds and rednecks. Because us nerds can solve any problem, and the rednecks don't afraid of anything.

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Oh I'll hope I'd end up in Valve Software so if the world goes to hell at least I could check if Episode 3 was ever worked on at all

Either that or Eidos Montreal so I can play a half finished build of Thief 4

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teaming up with old fokes or fat guys is a horrible idea.

I disagree

When the inevitable need to cannibalise them comes those fat guys are gonna be a fantastic source of fats and oils and the elderly should make a quite nice smokey crunch

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I disagree

When the inevitable need to cannibalise them comes those fat guys are gonna be a fantastic source of fats and oils and the elderly should make a quite nice smokey crunch

Also: Slower than you when running away from zombies.

As for the question:

Ideally, the "Eclipse":

ECLIPSE-YACHT-PHOTO-PIC-ABRAMOVICH.jpg

It's the most expensive and secure yacht evah, which happened to have been build in Hamburg, where I live. Bulletproof glass, mini-sub, missile detection system, boats, helicopters, supplies, weapons, security cameras, motion detectors, loads of luxury... and quite safe from zombies.

Would take 70 people who know what they are doing to move it, but even dead in the SAFE water, a bit off shore, this is where I'd like to be.

The question was about the BEST place to be. This is it.

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Also: Slower than you when running away from zombies.

As for the question:

Ideally, the "Eclipse":

It's the most expensive and secure yacht evah, which happened to have been build in Hamburg, where I live. Bulletproof glass, mini-sub, missile detection system, boats, helicopters, supplies, weapons, security cameras, motion detectors, loads of luxury... and quite safe from zombies.

Would take 70 people who know what they are doing to move it, but even dead in the SAFE water, a bit off shore, this is where I'd like to be.

The question was about the BEST place to be. This is it.

good luck trying to get a working crew, let alone maintaining enough resources to keep it afloat or running.

Like stated before, heading into the wilderness is the best course of action, with enough knowledge and experience of course.

the best idea is to draw the least amount of attention to yourselves and head to a secluded area which has renewable resources and fertile lands.

the most important/useful people to have with you would be:

farmers

botanists

medical personnel

engineers of all sorts

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good luck trying to get a working crew, let alone maintaining enough resources to keep it afloat or running.

Like stated before, heading into the wilderness is the best course of action, with enough knowledge and experience of course.

the best idea is to draw the least amount of attention to yourselves and head to a secluded area which has renewable resources and fertile lands.

the most important/useful people to have with you would be:

farmers

botanists

medical personnel

engineers of all sorts

Yeah I'll have all of those on my YACHT, thank you very much, Grizzly Adams. Also: Strippers.

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But hookers have that silly no-touching policy.

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I think you meant to say "strippers", not hookers. Either way: My yacht, my rules.

It would also help if they had a background in engineering, maintaining a yacht, medicine, agriculture, psychology, science, piloting helicopters, and combat, and if there were 70 of them.

This plan is coming together quite nicely...

I also found this other yacht, quite awesome, with solar panels and shit: tehawesumboat

I guess I could live on a yacht even without a zombie apocalypse going on.

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But hookers have that silly no-touching policy.

Feh I say. They have their limits, look for shiny things to appease them with like diamond earings or necklaces, if their is an African American gentleman nearby ask him for some of his 'bling'. If this fails to get them to lose their inhibitions, then a display of power is in order. Simply physically assault the nearest other living thing, best to look for an elderly individual as they will appreciate the human contact but failing having any older people nearby (hell they would have been chopped up for firewood by now) then look for a child/children they are small and their puny bones snap very easily.

Upon seeing the fallen carcass (elderly or child) the lady of the night shall have no restraint left upon her person, become immediately wet and lunge in your general direction.

Failing, shiny things or murder I also have heard that money works.

Next lesson: dealing with a violent STD in a post apocalyptic setting

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i would stay exactly where i'm at...way the fuck away from town on a mountain in the woods. we have farm land up here, we get our water from the mountain, there is quite a bit of farm land up here (and a few green houses), we also have horses/cows, lots of guns and hunters, a stocked pond and a small fish/crawfish carrying river, a few waste oil burners that heat houses with used car oil, 2 saw mills on this mountain alone with enough heavy machinery to cut and move lumber or several tons of dead bodies.

plus enough room to roam around and let's say murder living assholes, planting their bodies in various areas around the perimeter, mutilating them in various ways and then drawing a picture of their current visage which subsequently gets mounted to the post the body is on...ya know...to keep away unwanteds.

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Well, I would stick to my "great" slavian soldiers with slavian AK-74's. Czech, Slovakia, Ukraine, Poland, Lithuania , Belarus are not easy countries to live compared to the western countries. People here are much toughter, so local armies would likely made it.

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