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My theories on Joe

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Not bad, but I can't get behind these outlandish claims that a woman would use the phrase "don't even get me started" when, in fact, she is all about getting started.

I have my own Joe theory:

(<3 Joe)

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What happens if Joe is on a direct path towards the Point? Does he collide with the point in a violent explosion and create sub points?

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What happens if Joe is on a direct path towards the Point? Does he collide with the point in a violent explosion and create sub points?

I think you are on to something. My understanding is that Joe often leaves the Subject System identified as NMRiH and his path is directly influenced by the system identified as Joe's Life. From Joe's Life, he is pulled and tossed around in that system until he eventually gets launched directly back toward the NMRiH system. Joe will then slam into the Point, but instead of an explosive reaction that would destroy the Point, it only gets a bunch of shit all over it and he bounces off and maybe deflects back to smear a bit more shit onto the Point before returning to Joe's Life.

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Vladimirvanvodka and Joe are the same person/program. People were beginning to suspect so the other half of the persona posted this elaborate hoax hoping suspicion would die down. Not me Joe/Vladimir, not me......... dun dun.. DUUUUUNN.

'My evidence?!' you say?

1.) in Joe's last topic, within the first six words:

'In Louisiana, it snows approximately once'

if you take the u,l and n from louisianna, then the c and e from once, what do you get? U N C L E, UNCLE JOE - Stalin, and who has a video of Stalin signing some document on an infinite loop in his/its sig? Vladimirvanvodka. The two n's next to eachother in louisianna? - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N2_chart

https://www.cia.gov/library/center-for-the-study-of-intelligence/csi-publications/csi-studies/studies/vol47no1/article02.html#rfn26

It is a malfunctioning program caught in an infinte loop re-enacting the life of/tensions between Stalin and FDR/East and West, analyzing all responses for scientific output.

2.) Assuming

Vladimir-Stalin, Joe-FDR.

F-G-H-I-J 4

D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O 12

R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E 14

What happened in approximately December 1914: http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/stalin_early_years.htm

Stalins first child was born and died shortly after birth.

The letters that make up Uncle are taken from the second and sixth words of that post, if you combine that with how many letters away F is from J:

April 26, 1926- Germany & Russia sign neutrality/peace treaty. (A blunderous decision for Russia)

http://www.ufodigest.com/supersoldier.html - Which also took place in 1926.

A 12 year gap, the exact amount of time Stalin was Premier of the Soviet-union, and FDR was in office as president of the United states. How many of his/its own responses are on its own profile for vladimirvanvodka........... 12. What does it all mean? Who the fuck knows, but there are a lot of dates and shit in there so you'd better believe it all.

Either that or unresolved sexual tension.

Edited by Hellroom

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Hellroom is officially my favorite newbie.

Though that's not really saying much since the others are fucking retards.

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Vladimirvanvodka and Joe are the same person/program. People were beginning to suspect so the other half of the persona posted this elaborate hoax hoping suspicion would die down. Not me Joe/Vladimir, not me......... dun dun.. DUUUUUNN.

'My evidence?!' you say?

1.) in Joe's last topic, within the first six words:

'In Louisiana, it snows approximately once'

if you take the u,l and n from louisianna, then the c and e from once, what do you get? U N C L E, UNCLE JOE - Stalin, and who has a video of Stalin signing some document on an infinite loop in his/its sig? Vladimirvanvodka. The two n's next to eachother in louisianna? - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N2_chart

https://www.cia.gov/library/center-for-the-study-of-intelligence/csi-publications/csi-studies/studies/vol47no1/article02.html#rfn26

It is a malfunctioning program caught in an infinte loop re-enacting the life of/tensions between Stalin and FDR/East and West, analyzing all responses for scientific output.

2.) Assuming

Vladimir-Stalin, Joe-FDR.

F-G-H-I-J 4

D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O 12

R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E 14

What happened in approximately December 1914: http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/stalin_early_years.htm

Stalins first child was born and died shortly after birth.

The letters that make up Uncle are taken from the second and sixth words of that post, if you combine that with how many letters away F is from J:

April 26, 1926- Germany & Russia sign neutrality/peace treaty. (A blunderous decision for Russia)

http://www.ufodigest.com/supersoldier.html - Which also took place in 1926.

A 12 year gap, the exact amount of time Stalin was Premier of the Soviet-union, and FDR was in office as president of the United states. How many of his/its own responses are on its own profile for vladimirvanvodka........... 12. What does it all mean? Who the fuck knows, but there are a lot of dates and shit in there so you'd better believe it all.

Either that or unresolved sexual tension.

fucking hell...............

...Somebody figured it out! :blink: SHIT.

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fucking hell...............

ask a moderator to sheck there ip,s

...Somebody figured it out! :blink: SHIT.

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LOL "we must catch that man; he really is a shit!"

Okay okay, I read all of it, including understanding the N Chart.

I admit I am that bad... but... I DO have a logical point that I fail to capture EVERY time. That's the Matrix of it! The paradox! It's like I CAN SEE A RELATION IN BIZARRE THINGS but the moment I am going to transcribe or assess it, the logic leaves my brain and a bunch of words appear to try to help you understand... One day, I will prove to you!

I am a bit lazy... by talkign about my life... but it's just there are so many hard things. Watch The Sitter(movie out in theaters right now) for more information...

Vladimir has a big point on this subject... as the top and best post... but... I still am trying to tell people something... it's just hard when other things are important to me, too. It's like I REALLY need to be happy at the time typing the post, so talking about it on the side also helps.

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I remember I was browsing my facebook news feed when I saw Joe posting on that pop star Ke$ha's wall with a speech about the cosmos and shit. I'm pretty sure she saw it too.

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I remember I was browsing my facebook news feed when I saw Joe posting on that pop star Ke$ha's wall with a speech about the cosmos and shit. I'm pretty sure she saw it too.

Wow... I didn't know Ke$ha was a pop star... I just read something I wanted to bark out with my intellect. I don't even remember that... hah! Aww, Infr4mer, I must have deleted you, too. A week or two ago, I decided to delete everyone off of my facebook except for people I chose to keep, which includes the names of elementary school friends I could still remember.

She saw it? Wow... thanks to twitter and facebook, anybody could easily get popular or... be known, if needed to be known. Hahah "cosmos."

Most fucked up kid there: Joe - raped his 7 year old sister. He is 14. Very perverted and sick of the head.

I'm not 14... my sister is older than me... I would't rape her... Rape? That's unwanted sex. I don't rape. Now rape victims might because it's not so bad being used when it happens. But that's no longer rape, when you are looking forward to being seduced, instead of seducing.

the testers are angry because I found out what they've been doing since NMRIH' public release:

They are angry because they have been making that video since the release? Why are they angry about making that video? So they made that video because they were angry?

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breaking news: joe was plowed over by a truck and did not live

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breaking news: joe was plowed over by a truck and did not live

Joe is forever, you fucking stooge. He posted on facebook 7 hours ago, and I know this because I keep tabs on all of you.

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