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F.THREE.A.R.

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I played it and finished it. It was the weakest of the three but it was still fun.

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I can't concentrate on it because it's constantly telling me I need to accomplish pointless task ___ approximately ___ more times to achieve ___ arbitrary points.

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I don't remember what you're talking about?

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You know, within the first 15 seconds of starting the game (well, after 10 minutes of pointless cutscenes) you stab someone in the back. Then it pops up "ET TU BRUTE? - 1/3 Backstabs." Then you shoot a few people and it's like "Executioner 3/50 Headshots," "Some Stupid Thing - Kill 3 Enemies with headshots during one usage of slo-mo achieved 50,000 points omg," "Big Spender - Completely Drain Your Slo-Mo Bar 1/3," "Proper Gun Maintenance - Clean Your Pistol Regularly to Prevent Jamming 1/15," "Hall Pass - Walk Down a Hallway 2/30," "Lumberjack - Shave Your Beard then Regrow It 1/5," etc. etc.

Then you escape from prison by falling into the world's most elaborate sewer system located directly under the world's shittiest South American slum. I just don't get it.

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hahahahahaha yeah... and I could never quite understand where that South American slum was supposed to be.. I thought this was in the US?

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It's like they said:

"Take all that shit from MW2 and put it in our game."

"You mean the levels?"

"Everything."

"Stupid achievements?"

"Everything."

"Coop mode?"

"Everything."

"Collectible briefcases?"

"Ev- hmm. Replace them with Alma action figures and dead bodies you form 'Psychic Links' with."

"How do you form a psychic link with a dead body?"

"You're fired."

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