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I think Uzi is gay

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discuss, and let us reflect on how gay Charles Hallstrom is.

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Yogurt...Mountain? Is that some sort of gay sex position?

Either that a sodomy resort

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i dunno...maxx works out, stabbity works out, charles works out, gay people work out. if we're following a logic train here i think you guys are all enjoying mangurt mountains...not that there is anything wrong with that. it's best to be honest with yourself and those around you just say "I, (your name here), am comfortable with who I am and I enjoy a healthy thick mangurt mountain."

if someone gives you shit about your choice well...you give them a mangurt mountain and tell them to eat a dick.

and if your boyfriends give you shit well...you give them a mangurt mountain and tell them to eat your dick.

i think yogurt mountain sounds like an accumulation of semen in the belly button, that not only fills said hole to the brim but also forms a mound of wriggling dna above that.

while we're on the topic of semen, am i the only one who is amazed that semen is comprised of lil organisms that your own body produces...it's like those deep sea creatures with the glowing areas on their body, the glow is made from a bacteria that they produce. life blows my noodle sometimes and then i fucking yogurt mountain all over the place.

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Oh, shit. I hope it doesn't announce that I joined "The Sticky Belly Flapcock Appreciation Society" a minute ago.

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maybe he'll show you the juice himself...maybe not.

I think his most recent upload was this:

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Not exactly inspiring confidence.

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Haha, that was for a group of 6 of us. 2 each. Still not really healthy, but I only get Voodoo doughnuts like once or twice a year.

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I just found this thread

also, just found the condom in your butt

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I think that makes the joke on Adam

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ADAM WARDAL'S ANUS

Adam Wardal and his ass are actually a celebrity couple and shall henceforth be referred to as Slaynus.

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What is a gogurt mountain?

I would guess that's when you insert your cock directly into the belly button before ejaculating.

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Yes, I figured out what I felt it was in your butt; a condom. So who's was it?

I don't workout and I don't have ... mangurt... mountain yogurt w/e.

...but I do spend time outside more often than a cigarette break, but in the very nature of one. I also use my tree branches to apply gravity therapy to loosen up any congestion in my body and to get the chemicals working better. It's just a thing you know to be more healthy.

I also intend on learning other things... like HOPEFULLY jumping and landing high altitudes... ALWAYS safely( I know i must start small) and maybe learning to do very powerful and quick kicking. #there'salwaysbetterthanworkingoutevenifnotphysicalbutphysicalisgreatevenifworkingwithtools

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I hope history remembers joe as a genius.

It will make my love for him seem not so weird.

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like your post.

Well it's more of just... common sense in a way... i just stick with the best of it. I was about to say "you know?"

... it sucks reading the common words a psychopath uses. I read today psychopaths have been recorded to use words like "well," and "you know" very often and break up their sentences often with "um" like disfiguration, or something.... I think my "or something" also is a sign... *sigh* Guys, I don't know if being sad lasts forever so NO WONDER I am a bit psychopathic... :/ I DO know how to control it. I just don't know how far I must go to actually learn to happily learn anything i want for life. I GUESS... WELL I AM actually waiting until "turn my human nature upside down" for so long that LEARNING new things is fun and no just relaxing... This is just cuz I am so lazy as a person. I understand how a psychopath learns to kill: it's kind ofl ike laziness. They wish not to try anymore. THEY WANT TO FEEL COMFORTABLE... so they break down things... but they only get smaller and smaller. In order to "fix" the process, is to attempt to try... or to sacrifice, as wWE ALL do everytime we post, I believe. :/ "I believe" at the end of my sentence din't even from me... it once was from a friend of a friend who helped me and my brother(s) get past a puzzle part in Resident Evil 0 who came over once ever.

It would be nice, Mute, but there wouldn't be much for me to feel good about history. I guess listening to so much of that Sublime Biorhythm documentary and two others for Nirvana have me wishing I'd go down in history like how they earned that kind of attention. HAH, see? I TELL YOU guys this because... I feel guilty... why should I practice my hardest JUST TO LOOK LIKE one of those people... when I really just came from a shy boy all my life in school, who always said "i'v ebeen shy all my life" and "I don't know how to talk"... always too afraid to be myself because I felt or was acquainted with people calling me a fag or queer or w/e... things that would embarass me so much. It started from me wanting to find a way... I guess that's one thing that supports me... but there's a lot of me who ISNT me... but other people's impressions I received down the line of my life and experiences with people.

I AM crazy enough, or getting truly crazy enough to ride my bike across America. I found out if I road my bike for 12 hours a day at a rate of 8 miles per hour for 6-7 days of a whole week, I can make it into Canada from Louisiana, where I live. The plan of survival is to bring my only two bags of chia seeds, which Aztec warriors supposedly used to be able to fight for days. So: water and chia seeds. SEE? I USED "SO..." psychopaths, or convicted criminals, would use "so..." SHIT... At least I never committed a crime... I need to watch myself... I often feel like a Joker with smeared mascara... smiling, but should be crying. Like that guy from the movie Inglorious Bastards before he had his dick and nuts blown to bits at a table. I would've just left the table and let their own pickiness give me a reason to get drunk and walk around or get high as a kite... or just sleep or walk... talking shit to myself; high on oxygen, as my usual days; walking with my eyes closed; If I'm this general in my avatar, I am more than eyes and strategy; I just don't know how to use my "blindness" for extra sensory perception, or by hopes.

Edit: I often feel like a joker; a failure to the king... hopelessly telling jokes... no talent... or not enough... or no talent at all... i look like shit; I wore all the makeup and garments hours earlier and somehow i expect to be congratulated... My lil bro has a GIANT card that's the Jack, or it has a J on it with a king on it. HAH, I used to put my lil bro's Cheezit crackers on a pillow in front of the TV for him to see when he gets home; what a counter for himt to hang up a giant card with a J and a doulbe sides king. IT's lame knowing I must be spoiled and ungrateful as a king... or arrogant and all-knowing, when I really feel like a joker without jokes. A relentless idiot who somehow ended up in a joker costume and face-paint trying to improvise jokes I never made up before ever in my life.

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