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Oh, now I get it...

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See, cuz she was masturbating so furiously it blew her hair back.

And chipped a tooth.

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A bit offtopic, Trojan being a terrible name for a condom. Trojan Horses meaning to break open and spill men all over the place.

Ontopic: I find these commercials mildly entertaining. Why I do I have no fucking clue, and its making me nervous.

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And what's the deal with magnum condoms? They hold way more than 6 shots. It's like Dirty Harry meets Dirty Sanchez. Do I have to cock the hammer or just hammer the cock? Is it still considered premature ejaculation or am I just using a speedloader? It's not small, it's a snub nose! [/seinfeld]

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Is it still considered premature ejaculation or am I just using a speedloader?

Well technically it would mean minimal downtime between shots lol noob GG

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Well technically it would mean minimal downtime between shots lol noob GG

Since when are you an expert on premature ejaculation? It's not like there's ever been anyone around to argue your timing.

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Since when are you an expert on premature ejaculation? It's not like there's ever been anyone around to argue your timing.

The group of children I have locked up in my basement beg to differ

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