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RoboTyphoon

Pretty Bird...

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So I was checking out dis barn today, getting ready for summer. Mann were there a lot of bird nests, not very often do you get to see something like this...

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...and you NEVER see anything like this...

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT BIRD

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT BIRD

It's what happens when... you spray it with WD-40 then light it on fire, then you drown it in a stream to put it out, then tie its dead bodie by the neck to a tree and shoot it in half with a .22 rifle:3

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Hmm, i was gonna have chicken for dinner but now i'll just eat some red meat instead.

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why would you do that

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Man. What the fuck, you'd fucking better be trollin' boy! That's fuck'd up, why would you waste food like that?

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If you actually killed that chick out of sport I will ban you permanently.

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If you actually killed that chick out of sport I will ban you permanently.

Yeah

Then we hunt you down and do it your balls Robotyphoon :) K I Love you :) bye bye

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If you actually killed that chick out of sport I will ban you permanently.

lolo if I told you I bit it in half would I still get banned?

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If you actually killed that chick out of sport I will ban you permanently.

Should it not be a warning first? This is his first infraction (I think), and he only broke one rule.

Is that how this forum works? Banning people who post things that administrators find disagreeable?

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lolo if I told you I bit it in half would I still get banned?

Your a sick fuck for for doing anything other than helping those birds.

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Oh yeah... I broke rule #4... shoulda read those:3

To be quite honest about this whole situation, the birds were in this barn where we keep all of our equitment and other important things. Every year, the stupid black birds make their nest in the rafters, and when the babys are ready to leave the nest, they fly around and shit on everything. I'm not gonna stand around waiting for them to hatch and shit on everything. Either I kill them now, or wait untill they are trying to learn to fly in the barn, and I go in and just slaughter them with bat. I figured since this was a zombie forums and all, people would get a kick out of the picture (more or less) but apparently everyone favors ugly, worthless baby black birds. Trust me, when you watch your money go down the drain because of some shitty little bird, you wouldn't think twice about removing, or shall I say, killing it... and just so you all know, I still got another fifteen or sixteen baby birds in that barn, just asking to be killed, to be quite frank... what else you want me to do? But I probably don't need to be posting about this... I just thought it was kinda funny:3 excuse me, if I might be... a touch sick.

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Oh yeah... I broke rule #4... shoulda read those:3

To be quite honest about this whole situation, the birds were in this barn where we keep all of our equitment and other important things. Every year, the stupid black birds make their nest in the rafters, and when the babys are ready to leave the nest, they fly around and shit on everything. I'm not gonna stand around waiting for them to hatch and shit on everything. Either I kill them now, or wait untill they are trying to learn to fly in the barn, and I go in and just slaughter them with bat. I figured since this was a zombie forums and all, people would get a kick out of the picture (more or less) but apparently everyone favors ugly, worthless baby black birds. Trust me, when you watch your money go down the drain because of some shitty little bird, you wouldn't think twice about removing, or shall I say, killing it... and just so you all know, I still got another sixteen baby birds in that barn, just waiting to be killed, to be quite frank... what else you want me to do?

shit on them to show them who's boss, no need for killing

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Maybe you could have just snapped their necks?

There are better ways to put out animals and burning them is not one.

Damn it. For fucks sake.

There is no excuse for burning living animals.

If you really, really need to kill those birds give them a painless death.

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Should it not be a warning first? This is his first infraction (I think), and he only broke one rule.

Is that how this forum works? Banning people who post things that administrators find disagreeable?

First day, huh?

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Maybe you could have just snapped their necks?

There are better ways to put out animals and burning them is not one.

Damn it. For fucks sake.

There is no excuse for burning living animals.

If you really, really need to kill those birds give them a painless death.

Your still a fucking and I mean FUCKING sick piece of garbage for hurting those birds. And like Nilkki said, if you ABSOLUTELY MUST get rid of them, call animal control, they come and get them FOR FREE. They then at least raise them and let them back into the wild. Not what you do to them you heartless cold piece of shit. Hope you spray wd-40 in your eyes and stumble back into a fire and burn to death.

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Is that how this forum works? Banning people who post things that administrators find disagreeable?

Yes, just like on most internet forums.

I do not take kindly to animal abuse, and I don't think that very many people do.

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Hey it's not like I really enjoyed it, but I would be lying if I sat here and said I wouldn't do it again. Reverend your comments are seriously making me lol, but alright, I regret posting this on here now. I wouldn't call it animal abuse, but mehhh... if it offends you, I apologize.

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