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Legion

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It sucks shit. Discuss.

Seriously. I went hoping that it was some spoof of the myth of rapture, the sort of film that is so over-the-top and absurd that there is no way it can be remotely understood to be a remotely serious effort. However, it was. And, my drughies, oh was it laden with the basest of deus ex machina and shitty dialogue! There wasn't even much blood, and the best part that might have been intentionally humorous was the grandma leaping on a ceiling and calling some pregnant cunt a cunt.

Don't watch it unless you are willing to derive any enjoyment from ridicule a movie that you have spent about ninety minutes sitting through.

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You're the asshole for paying to see it.

Believe me, I wish I had waited a year, pirated it, and shot Dennis Quaid in his face.

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Quaid's last two pictures have been shit

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and shot Dennis Quaid in his face.

If you're still planning on doing that, you have to promise me you'll say "Quaaaaaid - open your miiiiiiind" right before you splatter his brains on the wall.

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The one aspect I think western system of law lacks that the soviets had right is that you could line people like Uwe Boll, Dennis Quaid and Will Smith up against the wall and execute them for their crimes against humanity.

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oh, and i really don't think this movie is christian propaganda, just because it's based on christian myths and legends.

BOOK OF ELI was christian propaganda, but if you go saying this movie was you might as well say that Constantine was, and Boondock Saints was as well.

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God sends all his angels to eradicate humanity and somehow that's not christian propaganda? Well atleast it looks like grade A bullshit to me.

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God sends all his angels to eradicate humanity and somehow that's not christian propaganda? Well atleast it looks like grade A bullshit to me.

That seems more like demonizing God then propaganda.

I don't see how making out God an asshole wanting to kill everyone with angels is Christian propaganda.

And Noobot I think you went to that shitty ass movie on purpose so you could type down a riveting rant about what you had to witness. You butt face. :<>

I work up in projection in a movie theatre so I have to witness alot of shit when building up movies and dryrunning them. I was forced to watch "An Education" about some 16 yr old girl and some mid 30s guy wanting to get it on with her behind her parents in 50's Britian. But no way in hell would I be forced to see some piece of shit like Legion.

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Because God has always been an asshole in Christian mythology. It's their way of scaring people into submission. "Behave or God shall smack down ye with great vengence and furious anger."

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Boondock Saints is just Irish-American propaganda ;)

And God is primarily only a dick in the old testament, which is Jewish mythology. In the new testament they ret-con his personality into a loving and forgiving bundle of joy.

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Whenever i see this topic, i think of this guy.

Legion.png

Without the Christfag propaganda.

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Whenever i see this topic, i think of this guy.

Legion.png

Without the Christfag propaganda.

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If you're still planning on doing that, you have to promise me you'll say "Quaaaaaid - open your miiiiiiind" right before you splatter his brains on the wall.

I was thinking of writing every shitty one-liner he ever delivered in a sort of micro script on the bullet(s) that will end his blighted existence. That or nailing a paper with said one-liners to his forehead postmortem.

The one aspect I think western system of law lacks that the soviets had right is that you could line people like Uwe Boll, Dennis Quaid and Will Smith up against the wall and execute them for their crimes against humanity.

Efficiency is not the way of the west.

oh, and i really don't think this movie is christian propaganda, just because it's based on christian myths and legends.

BOOK OF ELI was christian propaganda, but if you go saying this movie was you might as well say that Constantine was, and Boondock Saints was as well.

Hellblazer was created in part by Alan Moore, a notably non-religious fellow. That it employs Christian mythology as a central theme hardly means that it is propaganda. And Boondock Saints was an action movie with religious protagonists.

That seems more like demonizing God then propaganda.

I don't see how making out God an asshole wanting to kill everyone with angels is Christian propaganda.

And Noobot I think you went to that shitty ass movie on purpose so you could type down a riveting rant about what you had to witness. You butt face. :<>

I work up in projection in a movie theatre so I have to witness alot of shit when building up movies and dryrunning them. I was forced to watch "An Education" about some 16 yr old girl and some mid 30s guy wanting to get it on with her behind her parents in 50's Britian. But no way in hell would I be forced to see some piece of shit like Legion.

:D

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Hellblazer was created in part by Alan Moore, a notably non-religious fellow. That it employs Christian mythology as a central theme hardly means that it is propaganda. And Boondock Saints was an action movie with religious protagonists.

That's my point.

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That's my point.

That's quite the retarded point. Legion isn't an action movie that happens to be religious, or a parody, or anything else that isn't this ridiculous, dime-a-dozen religiously zealous apocalypse scenario where the only things that can save mankind are retards low enough to genuinely believe in unproven and unqualified truth statements and said retards' faith aided by a healthy dosage of anvils falling from the sky and conveniently smashing every obstacle in their path.

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