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What if tomorrow was the Zombie Apocalypse?

Statistical Information   107 members have voted

  1. 1. Where do you live?

    • City (Downtown)
      21
    • Suburb (City Outskirts)
      45
    • Small Town (Small Community)
      27
    • Countryside (Few Neighbours)
      10
    • Other (Explain in a post)
      4
  2. 2. What is the best weapon(s) you would arm yourself with?

    • Kitchen/Cooking Utensils (knife, frying pan, ect)
      34
    • Tools (i.e. hammer, chainsaw, ect)
      51
    • Sports Gear (baseball bat, pool cue, ect)
      30
    • Handgun(s)
      28
    • Rifles(s)
      36
    • Shotgun(s)
      29
    • Explosive(s)
      13
    • Other
      15
  3. 3. Where would you seek shelter? Where would you go?

    • Home
      27
    • School/public facility
      6
    • Countryside/mountains
      28
    • Military base
      15
    • Mall
      13
    • Other location
      18

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I just bought this place and it is perfect. It's on the highest floor of the building, I have my own boiler and gas. The roof is covered with some sollar panels. As for food there is a small supermarket downstairs, my appartment has only one entrance and is good isolated. It's not big, but it is a great "zombie bunker"

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If I was in a zombie movie, I would be the douchebag.

Hmmm, should I save this girl? Well, she doesn't look like she would give me head, nah.

Oh my god, I really am a douche.

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Well i'd obviously gather my friends and familly and probably head to my one friends house, he literally has 10 rifles, about 6 pistols, and a very large amount of shottys. Ammo is no problem either. One problem is though that his house has big windows, so we'd probably destroy his stairs and use the 2nd and third floors only. There is an elevator so we can use that to get down and go out then just bring it up to the second floor and leave it. His house is literally a bunker, you can't get any reception to a phone from his third floor theartre. Plenty of beds and storage space, I really think my friends and I have a really good chance of surviving at his house. He also has a gate leading into his house and neighborhood, so we could put up some stuff to stop them from jumping the fences.

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I have a question...If this is truly the end of the world would anyone actually have the capabilties to do all that stuff. Could you keep a level head as the dead began to walk, as the corpses piled up and society crumbled.

I have a big house in the country with a tough door and a big gate leading to the courtyard that's locked practically all the time. It's tough, I know, the moving van crashed into it and it didn't even warp. I'd shove as much crap infront of the main door as possible, 'try' and destroy the stairs. But first i'd pour Bleach outside the front door and by the window, It would probably kill the scent. We have some hunting rifles and shotguns, and a few working pieces from Russia so guns aren't a problem.

Either that or train packs of wild badgers to become my unholy army to pillage the world for a hundred years...no that's stupid, Badgers don't live that long.

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I live near the city centre, the population is incredibly dense (Almost all housing is either flats or terraced) and I have no weapons. I'd die no question.

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I live near the city centre, the population is incredibly dense (Almost all housing is either flats or terraced) and I have no weapons. I'd die no question.

I'll save you after i'm safe.

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I would stock up on weapons at home (chainsaw, hammer, etc.) from my shed and hop in my car with a few other people. The first place I would go would be a gun store and raid the guns and ammo and get as much as possible. Next I would go to the grocery store, have one person stay in the car while the other and I go inside and get as much food as possible.

I WOULD NEVER STAY IN ONE SPOT. ALWAYS ON THE MOVE.

You know zombies grow by the minute and once you're one of the only people left in your county and run out of food, your stuck on your roof and you'll die of starvation or fall into a crowd of zombies that surround your house.

At least with a car, people, food and ammunition I can't be stuck in one place and cars go A LOT faster than zombies. Fleeing the area is best when the outbreak starts, not waiting a few weeks and trying to leave the mall to a boat like dawn of the dead and having to drive through thousands of zombies.

Trying to "camp out" during a zombie attack is the dumbest idea ever!

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I would rather wake up and step in Resident Evil so I can go around the city meeting people who'd say, "the seweres is your best chance from here," and, "quick! Head to the station!" Then I'd head there or a mansion and have to solve riddles like finding the clover key to unlock the door and stuff...

Otherwise, I'd just be at my home, hopefully with all the guns I can have and just go zombie hunting with my friends...

Yep, and I'll be at your side, finding various plugs shaped like chess pieces. I just killed the joke lulz.

If time was on my side, I'd travel to the nearest supermarket and stock up on food and supplies, then return home. Realistically, I'd only be able to arm myself with kitchen and hardware tools so I'd avoid a fight and mind my back. Upon returning home, I'd probably make an improvised barricade the doors and windows as best as I could but this would not last. If my home was to be overrun, I'd promptly destroy the stairs leading to the 2nd floor after bringing all the supplies I could bring and see how long I'd last.

I find it interesting what Shicken said above, pointing out the psychological condition of the average person in an apocalyptic situation. Some of these responses are somewhat reckless.

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I'd grab a bunch of clothes and stuff em in a backpack. I'd take all of my food and weapons. Go grab some buddies and my grandparents (With all of there weapons) and head north with all of us in a bunch of cars.

Eventually we'd get to a location where it's so cold that the zombies, not being educated in coats and fire and such would likely become meat Popsicles and all of their cells would tear or something to that extent.

We'd just chill up north with fire and such, having a grand old time.

:lol:

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Hmm, I actually walked around my house for 2 hours one day and formulated a plan for gathering weapons and barricading my house in case of this. First off, I'd collect weapons: the Makarov 9mm, .22 snubnose, baseball bat, dirk, and several kitchen knives. Then, I'd follow my barricade plan and make sure all my family, including the pets are accounted for and supplied. I'd make sure at least one car was in the garage, and one was outside. If electricity's working, then we could just get in the car safely, open the garage door, and drive out if we need to escape. If the power goes down, however, we'd go for the car outside.

Now, I'd try to figure out how many zombies were around. If we were in class one, or low class two, then I think staying w/ the house would be just fine. Any higher, and I'd be booking it for the military base.

My Barricade Plan (Raised foundation FTW!)

1. Destroy stairs leading onto front porch.

2. Destroy stairs leading onto back deck.

3. Secure all windows and doors with furniture.

4. Collect all supplies and keep it in the attic with bags for carrying it, except for weapons which would be kept on me.

5. If the undead overwhelm the barricades, get everyone into the attic and raise the ladder.

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I would stock up on weapons at home (chainsaw, hammer, etc.) from my shed and hop in my car with a few other people. The first place I would go would be a gun store and raid the guns and ammo and get as much as possible. Next I would go to the grocery store, have one person stay in the car while the other and I go inside and get as much food as possible.

I WOULD NEVER STAY IN ONE SPOT. ALWAYS ON THE MOVE.

You know zombies grow by the minute and once you're one of the only people left in your county and run out of food, your stuck on your roof and you'll die of starvation or fall into a crowd of zombies that surround your house.

At least with a car, people, food and ammunition I can't be stuck in one place and cars go A LOT faster than zombies. Fleeing the area is best when the outbreak starts, not waiting a few weeks and trying to leave the mall to a boat like dawn of the dead and having to drive through thousands of zombies.

Trying to "camp out" during a zombie attack is the dumbest idea ever!

I think that is what alot of people are going to to, (gathering guns and food) So this is a bad idea.

We can all say, we go to our friends house and grab his guns and drive around.

What makes you think your friend is even alive?

What makes you think your friend isn't going grab his guns and leave his home, before you even get there?

What makes you think you can even get to your friends home, without guns?

I think it is wise todo the following:

- Cut your hair.

- Wear tight close.

- Obtain information (size of the outbreak, evacuation points, location of other survivors, anything that can help you beat the zombies.)

- Never go out alone

- Never go out without a weapon.

- Communicate with other survivors (Tell them where you are going, how long your gone.)

- Inventorize all goods (possible weapons, food, water, MOST IMPORTANT: medical supplies.)

- Try to stay at the same location, moving makes you tired and makes you an easy target.

- Avoid public places like: subways, supermarkets, police stations. MOST IMPORTANT: hospitals, people that where the first to be infected propably went there.

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I would stock up on weapons at home (chainsaw, hammer, etc.) from my shed and hop in my car with a few other people. The first place I would go would be a gun store and raid the guns and ammo and get as much as possible. Next I would go to the grocery store, have one person stay in the car while the other and I go inside and get as much food as possible.

I WOULD NEVER STAY IN ONE SPOT. ALWAYS ON THE MOVE.

You know zombies grow by the minute and once you're one of the only people left in your county and run out of food, your stuck on your roof and you'll die of starvation or fall into a crowd of zombies that surround your house.

At least with a car, people, food and ammunition I can't be stuck in one place and cars go A LOT faster than zombies. Fleeing the area is best when the outbreak starts, not waiting a few weeks and trying to leave the mall to a boat like dawn of the dead and having to drive through thousands of zombies.

Trying to "camp out" during a zombie attack is the dumbest idea ever!

I disagree. Ever read the Zombie Survival Guide? Now, I'm not trying to use it as "you're dumb and I'm right because I read the book" or anything, so don't take it that way, but it speaks about this and it makes sense.

It really depends what class of outbreak - class one and there's not much sense in traveling (up to forty zombies). More than that, and traveling begins to sound like a good idea. And your idea of raiding the stores might be a bad one - almost everyone in town will have the same idea, so you're likely to run into huge crowds of frightened, panicked people, all who want the same thing as you. That'll lead to violence, as well as draw zombies. And a car? Although admittedly it's what I'd use, there would be problems. Roads would be crammed with vehicles, even at the start of an outbreak.

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Well i've already told my friend with the "bunker house" about my plan so he would know i'm coming. But, he would probably stay there anyway.

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Wait it out, then go raid the countryside. Surviving Men would be enslaved or butchered for meat, women enslaved and anything of interest taken as loot. Kids would probably be kept alive, and be brainwashed into thinking i am God. And why my slaves toil to grow food and maintain fortifications, me and my clique would be living in a luxury loft with all the comforts of the pre-war world (including a hydroponic room growing guess what). Oh yeah, i'm a crazy motherfucker :D

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I'd barricade my whouse and if that doestn work id probably go to my library cause its huge and doesnt have many ways in

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A boat, with supplies, can't think of a better place ... it kind of shows the weakness in the whole zombie end of the world thing :P i'd love to see a zombie swim a mile or captain a ship.

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Wait it out, then go raid the countryside. Surviving Men would be enslaved or butchered for meat, women enslaved and anything of interest taken as loot. Kids would probably be kept alive, and be brainwashed into thinking i am God. And why my slaves toil to grow food and maintain fortifications, me and my clique would be living in a luxury loft with all the comforts of the pre-war world (including a hydroponic room growing guess what). Oh yeah, i'm a crazy motherfucker :D

I'll cut your mothafuckn head off once your a sleep, free all my people, hang your clique. And burn your house to the god damm ground, I'm going to take over the country, and give it back to the people who worked the land. Then I'm going to creat a socialistic state, were everybody is equal. We share our wealth and resources. Education, Healthcare. All will be free.

Raise your machetes!

A boat, with supplies, can't think of a better place ... it kind of shows the weakness in the whole zombie end of the world thing :P i'd love to see a zombie swim a mile or captain a ship.

zombie pirates will bring doom upon you... :D

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I'll cut your mothafuckn head off once your a sleep, free all my people, hang your clique. And burn your house to the god damm ground, I'm going to take over the country, and give it back to the people who worked the land. Then I'm going to creat a socialistic state, were everybody is equal. We share our wealth and resources. Education, Healthcare. All will be free.

Raise your machetes!

zombie pirates will bring doom upon you... :D

This is where corruption will come in, or eventually, one of your people will turn on you.

It's almost impossible to create a world where everyone is equal, as there will always be one who discriminate, which is balanced to those who don't.

Its like saying "Where theres good, theres evil".

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This is where corruption will come in, or eventually, one of your people will turn on you.

It's almost impossible to create a world where everyone is equal, as there will always be one who discriminate, which is balanced to those who don't.

Its like saying "Where theres good, theres evil".

Yeah, socialism and Communism in theory aren't the evil societies people make it out to be. It's great on paper, but in practice something always goes wrong... thus making it the evil thing it's made out to be.

I wouldn't get involved in your petty conflicts. Dictatorships and socialist states... pshhh.

However, if you screwed with me or started doing crazy/evil stuff, that's another story.

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Yeah, socialism and Communism in theory aren't the evil societies people make it out to be. It's great on paper, but in practice something always goes wrong... thus making it the evil thing it's made out to be.

I wouldn't get involved in your petty conflicts. Dictatorships and socialist states... pshhh.

However, if you screwed with me or started doing crazy/evil stuff, that's another story.

Socialism and Cummunism failed before in a few parts of the world. Like the USSR and China. But because of the fact that it failed twice doesn't it failes in general. Even if Socialism is bad doesn't mean Capitalism is the answer.

Think about, what is the biggest problem in the world? Poverty, poverty is a product of Capitalism. Every 3 seconds a child dies because of poverty. I have seen with my own eyes what poverty does to people, I have been to eastern africa. People in the western world simply send a few dollars every x-mas and tap their selfs on their back. Those few dollars aren't going to make up what Capitalism took in forms of Colonialism. Those few dollars aren't going to make up for the death of their father, who was killed by CIA sponsord deathsquads in the South-America. The USA it self is based upon Terrorism and Colonialisme. "The indian helped the pelgrim and in return the pelgrim killed him. You call it thanks giving."

Al-Qaida was trained by the CIA and was funded by Paki, Saudi and American Agents. To resist against the communist governement in Afghanistan. The CIA even paided for Bin-Laden's kidney surgery. While he was in the top 10 most wanted list of the FBI.

Anyways this is all offtopic. :D

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Makes me wonder where you get the information, oh wait, will you be observed by agents for saying that?

EDIT: LOL so there are no good guys in this world eh?

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If it occured at work there would be much stealing (Tesco) and panic, id probably just be all "screw this" get the hell out of there and drive home on my moped avoiding all the crashed cars.etc with my awsome driving skills.

My house is big and old, front door is thick but it could probably be kicked off its hinges.

Big gap between 1st and 2nd floor so its a destroy the staircase job for sure.

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A Blimp anyone? But yea, sky is better than sea but sea better than ground. The only problem is the usual plane sickness, seeing how you are living over 1000 ft up in the air, with no way of getting down :P

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I would take some tool for a weapon. Axe or crowbar are best tools, becouse they are more deadly, i allready got em, they are small, they are not too heavy (like chainsaw is) and i can brake doors and windows. Then i would just stay at home with friends and relatives. Everything what we need is in our home. Toilets, food, water, something to do, weapons and paper. When we have no more food we drive to small stores, and when we need more gas we drive to tiny garages. We live in far away from the city. More peapole = More zombies. We try to avoid big towns and cities. If we lose our home, we go to school. Becouse scools had big gates and walls. We of course need medicins so we must visit hospital to get em.

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I live in the countryside, in a relatively small community, approx 40 mins away from the nearest city.

My first choice would be to loot canned foodstuffs and water from the small convenience store located nearby my apartment.

Luckily I'm in my country's homeguard, so i got some military equipment like a tactical vest, gasmask, sleeping bag and a rucksack with alot of equipment suited for wilderness survival, wich i would bring with me out into the forest. I would also call my littlebrother, grandma, mother, uncle and dad, and have them meet me, so everybody could go into the forest. I know theres alot of cabins in the wilderness were i live, so shelter would not be a problem.

Then the next step in my master plan is to have a cup of nice warm tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over!

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