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pzilla

Nerdy kid beats on himself with a bat thinking he’s a “warrior” LOL

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This is Patrick Haas, a “professional” workout instructor who thinks hitting yourself will make you stronger. This kid a cross between napoleon dynamite and Fogle from superbad. Enjoy.

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I'm sure his parents hear all the noise and try to convince themselves that their son is just masturbating. Then they die a little inside.

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At the end you get to view that nice pube stash

on a side note. weege, did you photo shop that sig?

thats funny shit

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russianarmyflamingbrick.jpg

He who learns to feel no pain shall become master his body

or die of internal bleeding, whichever comes first.

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Professional workout instructor, graphic design and gaming. Games and training are really my life and passion. I have dedicated my life to the way of the Superior Man. Proud leader of (CGU) Crimson Guards United.

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crimson guard? is he referring to the blood in his stool from constant abuse to his mid section...or is it an elite unit who guards women's sanitary products?

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crimson guard? is he referring to the blood in his stool from constant abuse to his mid section...or is it an elite unit who guards women's sanitary products?

Crimson Guard... From .Hack// ?? o_O?

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No because he doesnt understand the idea of working out. and ummmm.... yea hes a little small to be doing a shitty video on strength training.

@Infr4mer

Really howcome we never do this in our classes? al we do are updaowns, pushup and bearcrawls. Beating yourself is just retarded.

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Havikk is a brown belt, you bitches better not start any shit. Verbal or otherwise, he'll bearcrawl into your stomach and fucking punch himself out.

Havikk while we're on the subject, have you guys done any exercises that includes you being hit in the head repeatedly? Because that would explain a thing or two.

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This is good training if your doing martial arts. You guys are stupid. This is how Zangief trains. I know everything because I play Street Fighter.

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while we're on the subject, have you guys done any exercises that includes you being hit in the head repeatedly? Because that would explain a thing or two.

Haha you so funny, and yes I have fought. And bear crawls hurt like hell if you dont do them quickly.

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@Infr4mer

Really howcome we never do this in our classes? al we do are updaowns, pushup and bearcrawls. Beating yourself is just retarded.

You can't fight if you can't take a hit. Shaolin Monks did stuff like this.

@weege

Zangief trains by wrestling bears, you idiot.

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You can't fight if you can't take a hit.

Every heard of sparring?

1. (of boxers) to make the motions of attack and defense with the arms and fists, esp. as a part of training.

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