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Is anyone here vegetarian?

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My dad is a vegan.

The last three years I was still required by law to go to his house on weekends, I had to eat vegan food the entire time there. You fuckers have no idea how horrible that is.

Have you even tried a lentil burger!?

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I hardly think that cows would rise up and kill us if we stopped eating them.

How would they fight...Cows can't run properly and they fall over a lot. And they have no camoflauge. They're black and white. Where do they stand...In a green field

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How would they fight...Cows can't run properly and they fall over a lot. And they have no camoflauge. They're black and white. Where do they stand...In a green field

Oh, the joys of animal domestication.

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I am a vocal advocate for the cannibalization of the terminal and freshly deceased.

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So you want a raw dainty piece of arse?

Raw, yet dainty. Elegant, yet unrefined. "Arse" by Calvin Klein.

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I am a vocal advocate for the cannibalization of the terminal and freshly deceased.

i'm pro this. i've always wondered how humans taste. i had an old history teacher when i was in middle school tell us that when they were in the korean war he found out that people taste like pork. he also told us of how one of his fellow soldiers got the nickname skunk and how they used to beat the shit out of other soldiers who slacked off during boot camp...how the fuck Mr. Powers kept his job at that school is beyond me.

but as long as the brain and nervous system aren't consumed you can avoid a majority of the debilitating mental problems caused from cannibalism...similar to mad cow disease.

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but as long as the brain and nervous system aren't consumed you can avoid a majority of the debilitating mental problems caused from cannibalism...similar to mad cow disease.

I've heard that your body can reject large amounts human meat the same way it rejects transplants some times.

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i've always wondered how humans taste.

i here ya

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you know vegans can actually eat some really good food if they are we'rent dipshits.

there are plenty of great foods you can make without any kind of meat, and most of them just eat shitty food because they use it as a way to look sophisticated

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you know vegans can actually eat some really good food if they are we'rent dipshits.

there are plenty of great foods you can make without any kind of meat, and most of them just eat shitty food because they use it as a way to look sophisticated

That's got to be the worst way to look sophisticated ever. Whenever I hear vegan, I think of hippies wearing cloth sacks.

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That's got to be the worst way to look sophisticated ever. Whenever I hear vegan, I think of hippies wearing cloth sacks.

When i think of vegans i think of PETA, and the majority of people in PETA are dipshits trying to look sophisticated. Acting like they're the saviors of the new world and anything you say is wrong. They're like politicians without any solid running base and instead of protesting in ways that would get support they suck other dipshits into their cause and run ads and commercials that are supposed to make us cringe or stop eating meat or whatever. It solidly accomplishes as much or maybe even less than the tim and eric show, if they ran a episode where they just started throwing feces at each other

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Not all veggie's are bad, but I wouldn't call some of them proper veggie's either.

From my experience, the majority of people say they just don't like the look or taste of meat, other's are converted after seeing how their burgers are made and the general quality that goes into them which is to say poor in some places.

For example, in the UK (not sure about elsewhere) Sausages are usually made from the crap parts of a pig not just the good bits like loins and briskets and square cuts of meat but anything, ground pigs ears, tails, hooves and be prepared... the ass of a pig!

Eating one kind of only one thing is unhealthy in my opinion you can't eat nothing but meat and you can't eat nothing but veggies, you need to combine the two for a healthy diet.

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I've never met a fat vegetarian

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the thing that always gets me about meat flavored veggie products is that it says you want to eat meat, you desire it's taste...it just seems like, as an example, you have anal sex with chicks not because you want to have your penis in a woman, but because you really want to fuck dude's butts but can't because of personal beliefs.

but honestly if you don't dig meat for whatever reason that's cool, if it makes you happy then that's a good thing. i think like it is with all these kinds of issues the fundamentalists and extremists we meet in life kind of create a stereotype and ruin any positive image of a group of people. the straight edge vegan kids who ask someone for a smoke and then break it, toss it in your face and try to start a fight. or anyone who uses their beliefs to feel morally superior to someone else because they don't eat meat or don't worship christ/allah/elvis and so on.

it almost makes you feel bad for the decent veegs out there because they get associated with such douche bags.

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it just seems like, as an example, you have anal sex with chicks not because you want to have your penis in a woman, but because you really want to fuck dude's butts but can't because of personal beliefs.

That sounded a little...um...oddly specific

Also post count 666 wooh

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You hate someone who doesn't eat what you eat...That's quite stupid

I don't like 'Meat-eaters' that question or mock the fact that I don't eat meat...similarly I don't like Vegetarians who condemn others for eating meat, or Vegans who condemn people who eat anything that casts a shadow.

So they just drink water and filter feed? That's... not human. They should kill themselves.

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Don't get me started on PETA.

There's a big difference between vegetarian animal lovers and PETA members...

For example one group simply doesn't eat meat.

The other is a wackjob group of hypocritical eco-terrorists with pathetic self justifications, severely fucked up morals and NO grasp on the difference between human suffering and animal suffering who have an even smaler grasp on reality.

I think that's a fair description coming from an animal loving vegetarian.

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