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he's jacked up on pain pills and typing with one hand, but as far as i know he'll be ok.

That fucking sucks. Who was driving? 3pidemic? Canna?

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That fucking sucks. Who was driving? 3pidemic? Canna?

i don't think they give licenses to children...not even in canada.

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he's jacked up on pain pills and typing with one hand, but as far as i know he'll be ok.

Its good to hear he'll be ok. Thats why I never walk on the street. :P

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This is excellent.

*sigh*

excellent?

this-is-sparta.jpg

ya, i know its soooo 2006

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he's jacked up on pain pills and typing with one hand

Should I make a joke or not? :mellow:

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Its all because Maxx went and got himself hit by a car. You are all nothing without him and you know it.

Well, you're the only one in a position to help him. The best cure for car accidents is oral sex - any doctor will tell you that.

You're welcome, dood.

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Well, you're the only one in a position to help him. The best cure for car accidents is oral sex - any doctor will tell you that.

It's true.

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How do you accidentally give another guy a blowjob?

It's as easy as me putting my dick in your mouth while you sleep. Every night.

I bet you're rethinking those teeth cleaning products now, eh?

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I think that would constitute as "rape" because you intentionally put your dick in my mouth. For it to be accidental you would have to accidentally take Viagra and while drinking water to down the pills slip on a banana and your pants fly opens and your dick accidentally goes in my mouth and while you're trying to get off me it goes in and out and you climax.

THAT would be an accidental blowjob, and yes I can think of hundreds of sexual fantasies involving Maxx/Weege/Cars.

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And i just lost my dinner, thanks a bunch..

Seriously

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The best cure for car accidents is oral sex - any doctor will tell you that.

What if their dick got cut off...how can you cure that. What are you supposed to do...Pump the stump?

:bad: I just made myself feel sick...and a little bit horny

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The best cure for car accidents is oral sex - any doctor will tell you that.

According to Larry David, car accidents and blowjobs are the only two ways you can hurt your neck.

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According to Larry David, car accidents and blowjobs are the only two ways you can hurt your neck.

Whip lash, rhymes with

'Get cash.'

:D

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How do you accidentally give another guy a blowjob?

like jeffery dahmer once said

"could you tell if a guy went down on you instead of a girl?"

nothing like what you said...................................PENIS PENIS PENIS

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Well, you're the only one in a position to help him. The best cure for car accidents is oral sex - any doctor will tell you that.

You're welcome, dood.

How long do you think it was before he said that to me? like 15 second? yahuh. And i would just like to publicly complain that its a one way street. "i'm injured" "it hurts" "i cant move like that right now" BAHUMBUG.

LOL.

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How long do you think it was before he said that to me? like 15 second? yahuh.

Then he showed a lot of restraint. I would've told the ambulance driver to suck it.

According to Larry David, car accidents and blowjobs are the only two ways you can hurt your neck.

"I need you to tell my wife I was in a car accident!"

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