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Haikus

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I decided that

I would like to share with you

A few Haikus dudes

Please share with us your words in Haiku form

For those who do not know how to write a Haiku and don't want to research it: Has three lines, respectively with 5, 7, then 5 syllables

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"My memory slows,

and I can't remember much,

but I know enough.

I remember home,

and I remember my mom

and her meaty thighs.

Walking down the streets,

I just barely remember

how to find her house.

Turning on her road

and seeing the porch light on

makes me salivate.

Through the door's peephole,

my mom just stands there and stares

as I claw the door.

I can't remember

how to open this window,

so I'll just stand here.

She won't let me in,

but I fix the window glitch

by leaning through it.

She is much faster,

but going upstairs leads nowhere,

and I'm much stronger.

My dad used to say,

"Always finish what you start."

so I eat her hair.

I loose my front teeth

while trying to pry her hair

out from between them.

Thinking about Dad

makes me think of better times,

but then back to meat.

I bet Dad's upset.

He probably came back, too,

but coffins are dark."

- Zombie Haiku by Ryan Mecum.

Awesome book.

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"My memory slows,

and I can't remember much,

but I know enough.

I remember home,

and I remember my mom

and her meaty thighs.

Walking down the streets,

I just barely remember

how to find her house.

Turning on her road

and seeing the porch light on

makes me salivate.

Through the door's peephole,

my mom just stands there and stares

as I claw the door.

I can't remember

how to open this window,

so I'll just stand here.

She won't let me in,

but I fix the window glitch

by leaning through it.

She is much faster,

but going upstairs leads nowhere,

and I'm much stronger.

My dad used to say,

"Always finish what you start."

so I eat her hair.

I loose my front teeth

while trying to pry her hair

out from between them.

Thinking about Dad

makes me think of better times,

but then back to meat.

I bet Dad's upset.

He probably came back, too,

but coffins are dark."

- Zombie Haiku by Ryan Mecum.

Awesome book.

Uh... Yeah..

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Haikus are better

With Japanese grammar rules

But what can you do?

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NO.

I think you are fag.

Decapitate yourself please.

The leaves fall in spring.

<_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_<

Fine then you're missing a good book.

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Haikus are better

With Japanese grammar rules

But what can you do?

Don't bullshit me, bitch

I know the truth, fucking liar

Japan sucks shit dicks.

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What the hell is this?

This is the only way to describe this.

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Don't bullshit me, bitch

I know the truth, fucking liar

Japan sucks shit dicks.

Five-Seven-Five scan,

A seasonal word or theme;

An instance in time.

In English, guys just

Fuck around with syllables,

Trying to have wit.

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Not one more haiku.

I swear to fucking god, I

Will shoot all of you.

EDIT: Fuck.

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Five-Seven-Five scan,

A seasonal word or theme;

An instance in time.

In English, guys just

Fuck around with syllables,

Trying to have wit.

Haikus are so gay

Generic, thoughtless dumb shit

Limmericks pwn though

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Cheezedoodle, that sucked.

Go post somewhere else, you turd.

I like lasagna.

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