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Raijian

Terrible Drivers

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Today I was in traffic coming home from class, and this guy in front of me was driving with two feet. He was holding down the break the ENTIRE time, so you never knew when he was actually breaking, and accelerating with the other foot.

I was constantly seeing his break light. I can't believe there are idiots out there who drive like that.

What's the worst driving you've witnessed?

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If it's any consolation, his transmission will go out soon, and he'll have to pay money to have it fixed.

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His life will go out soon. He was like eighty thousand years old and barely was taller than the dash board.

It might have been a she. I don't even know.

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What's the worst driving you've witnessed?

driving home after going out with my lady around 2 in the morning and a car was speeding going the wrong way into my lane and i had to swerve off the road narrowly avoiding a head on collision with what i'm assuming was a drunk person from another country who forgot that americans drive on the other side o the road. i can only imagine american tourists do this same stupid shit when they visit other countries.

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Today I was in traffic coming home from class, and this guy in front of me was driving with two feet. He was holding down the break the ENTIRE time, so you never knew when he was actually breaking, and accelerating with the other foot.

I was constantly seeing his break light. I can't believe there are idiots out there who drive like that.

I drove a gokart like that when I was 11 or something. The guys at the track nearly beat me up when they finally got me to stop. They sure wanted to atleast.

How the fuck is an 11 year old kid supposed to understand that someone holding both of their palms up and pushing their hands forwards means "Don't push on both pedals, ever." Like, maybe someone should of told me that before I got into it, seeing that engines tend to be loud and I'm wearing a big helmet? I dont speak sign-language motherfuckers!

ANOTHER SUNDAY AFTERNOON RUINED!

Uuhm yea.. terrible driving.. uhm.. I guess all the fucking idiots here that drive two times faster than the speed limit on roads with kids on them. I hope they all die and/or get asscancer.

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driving home after going out with my lady around 2 in the morning and a car was speeding going the wrong way into my lane and i had to swerve off the road narrowly avoiding a head on collision with what i'm assuming was a drunk person from another country who forgot that americans drive on the other side o the road. i can only imagine american tourists do this same stupid shit when they visit other countries.

wow that must have been terrifying.

Yeah I've seen some pretty crazy Quebec drivers in eastern Canada.

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We were driving home from work today and all traffic pretty much stopped. There was zero traffic coming the other way and we weren't moving forward. There was this big median of grass and stuff and after like 10 minutes of waiting, the car in front of us drove through it. We followed and there was a trail of cars behind us following, it was pretty cool. Anyway, there were a bunch of ambulances coming and going from there and firetrucks and stuff, kind of worried about what happened, since I didn't really see.

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That happened to me this morning, an entire stretch of road was blocked off by police cars and we had to go around using parking lots, we never saw what happened, we were just trying to get around to get to Tim Hortons lolz.

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Well, this was the highway. There was also an overpass and a separate off-ramp that was backed up waiting. Hundreds of cars :o

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Well, this was a long time ago, so I don't remember what exactly happened, we were eating dinner at a restaurant when our nice waitress starting saying that there was an accident outside and (apparently) someone who was driving on the main road had his tire somehow pop out of his car and traveled about 100 feet and hit the door of a car (which belonged to someone who was working at the restaurant I was eating at) therefore smashing the car. I didn't see the car with the smashed up door, but I did see the car (or truck I think) that had the missing tire on the side of the road, some police came by but no one got hurt.

I can't remember how the tire got knocked out of the car though.

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Every college student I've ever seen driving ever.

"GRR I'M AN ANGRY DRUNK COLLEGE WHITE KID WHO'S IN HIS FRAT AND BRAGS ABOUT IT BUT DOESN'T TELL ANYONE OF THE HOMOSEXUAL THINGS I DID TO GET INTO IT, ALLOW TO ALMOST HIT YOU HEAD ON AT 65 MPH IN A 40 ZONE AND ALMOST KILL 10 PEOPLE AND NOT GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE I'M HARDCORE!!!"

Also this one guy, again, almost rams me head on and nearly killed me and didn't even fucking notice, he just sped off.

In the wrong lane.

I have a feeling he's probably dead/going to die in a car crash...

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Dave (a friend of mine) was driving a bike on a country road in the middle of the day and crashed into a cow.

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Dave (a friend of mine) was driving a bike on a country road in the middle of the day and crashed into a cow.

Did he die?

Was he going 50MPH?

Is he in the hospital?

Need moar detail here.

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Did he die?

No...the cow lived also

Was he going 50MPH?

Close to it

Is he in the hospital?

No...his bike was knackered though

Need moar detail here.

He has brown hair.

It earned him the nickname "Dangerous Dave" ;)

To date he has crashed 4 times, fell of a chair and bruised 2 ribs, been run over, Shattered 4 proximal phalanges by punching a lamp-post, got pissed and wedged himself between his house and garage. and set himself on fire.

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The cow must have been hurt SO badly.

I remember a time where I saw a dead fox on the road, with tire tracks going across his chest, and blood and guts were like EVERYWHERE...

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The cow must have been hurt SO badly.

Apparently it just wandered off like nothing has happened.

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Then it wandered off to a clearing and died of the internal bleeding, slowly. Its decaying corpse now being poked and laughed at by children. Soon it will be covered in snow and forgotten, a barely recognizable carcass when uncovered in the spring.

HERE'S TO YOU LUCY-MAY, WE BARELY KNEW YA!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDURv8fj9dk

BONUS ROUND:

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driving in a 45 mph, going 50, and having an old lady pass me probably going 60. i had to start yelling to grab hold of the situation.

also, nearly having a head on collision with someone who decided it'd be a smart idea to try and pass someone while nearing the top of a hill. brilliant.

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The East Coast is full of crappy drivers (NYC/ DC). People tailgating/ honking at emergency vehicles going code 3 (lights and sirens). Also almost got hit by a bus.

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