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dudeeaterkiller

Hunting!

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So I'm going hunting for a week, beating it out in the bush. We drew an LEH tag for a mature moose, so I can't wait to bag me a big one.

Anyone else a hunter? Got any stories? What do you hunt with?

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What do you hunt with?

My ladle, then i skin the moose with mah hands while i'm prepping my stove for some good marinated moose fillet.

Mmm mmhp, can already taste it.

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when i went hunting with my dad the first time i asked him to he hunts/kills deer and he said in a very serious fashion that he lies in wait high in a tree early in the morning and when he finally sees a deer he jumps out of the tree jams his index finger up the deer's asshole and "hooks em" as he put it. he then proceeded to make an arm motion as though he had his finger hooked in a deer's asshole and it's trying to pull him away...my dad is fucking awesome.

i mainly deer/duck/dove hunt though no moose...we have none in NC!

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when i went hunting with my dad the first time i asked him to he hunts/kills deer and he said in a very serious fashion that he lies in wait high in a tree early in the morning and when he finally sees a deer he jumps out of the tree jams his index finger up the deer's asshole and "hooks em" as he put it. he then proceeded to make an arm motion as though he had his finger hooked in a deer's asshole and it's trying to pull him away...my dad is fucking awesome.

i mainly deer/duck/dove hunt though no moose...we have none in NC!

wait, where in nc do you live?

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hahaha i thunk it said "fattyville" at first

well im a hillbilly and i live out in the boonies, so i go hunting every day. right after the clan meetings. im so white trash no one in our trailer park owns a compuker

thats not ture, its just a quip against racist americans that still exist. dont believe me? ever go on the company of hero's chat? lot of racists.

and the closest i came to hunting is shooting birds with pellet guns off roofs

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live in raleigh now, but i've lived in boone, lumberton, wilson, and fayettville.

well you lived like an hour away and you never came to visit? </3

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I don't hunt, but my brother does. We've had venison chili before, and it was good. Also, venison gravy + dinner rolls = delicious.

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I shoot clays. I don't do hunting. Why? There's not much good hunting ground here in the great southern swamps, and I don't have guns meself. I mooch off a buddy.

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I shoot clays. I don't do hunting. Why? There's not much good hunting ground here in the great southern swamps, and I don't have guns meself. I mooch off a buddy.

what about gators? seriously, gator meat is mighty tastey

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what about gators? seriously, gator meat is mighty tastey

Can't say I've had the pleasure. Don't see many of those anyway; most of the time, they're little shits in retention ponds and the like. Plus they're good for keeping retards out of said ponds.

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ahaahaaaha

somewhat off topic. but you all heard of the shitty movie lake placid? with the giant gator? them there gators back in ye old time got big if not bigger than that, food for you're thunkin'.

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Sounds like that guy from HL2 Episode 2

Who? I can't seem to recall that guy from HL2 Episode 2 that hunts with his bare hands... there is only one badass in all of the HL2 series, and we all know that's Father Gregory.

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