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Stupid Shit you did as a kid

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I used to get all the pillows in my house and put them all in the hallway then stack them up and wall up the hallway up to the ceiling. I did it while my mom was sleeping so the next morning she would wake up and there would be a wall in the hallway.

lol, that was the best idea I read so far! You must had a lot of pillows...

When I was a kid, nothing much crazy happened. I guess I was mostly a good kid, maybe. I remember a whole lot as a kid but anything that went wrong weren't from crazy or stupid ideas... except:

One time me and my brother took our trampoline and decided to make a house out of it so we just lean it against a fence and leaned other stuff just to make a big enough house-like mini place. Of course, we took the mysterious big, heavy, and white canister or thing that you start a barbeque pit fire with to use it as a decoration or something and so here we are inside of it and nothing to do except to twist the knob on it and all this white smoke starts coming out and it stinged my body and so I ran away from it out of the mini-house while my brother was still in it. I wonder why... I guess he was smart enough to turn the thing off but maybe he didn't,,, Anyways, if somethign could've struck a spark, we would've blown up...

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When I was ten, I used to throw rocks at cars while hiding behind bushes.

When I was twelve, my dog jumped on top of me while I was teasing her with a milkbone. Smashed my head against the corner of a wall. Had to get stitches.

I once broke my arm playing Red Rover.

My friend stole a car and I was in the passenger seat. My friend was on a hallucinogen, I was drunk on tequila.

when I was like 9 I was playing an intense game of cops and robbers. I was surrounded in a portable potty. I then proceed to kick the door open, smashing the young child on the other side in the head. He fell down, blood was everywhere. I ran.

When I was 14, I got arrested with some friends for trying to convince this guy that we worked for a repo service. He called the cops.

I once slapped an exit sign in school, one of those ones that hang off the ceiling, it broke into pieces.

I burnt my eyebrow off with a sparkler when I was 8.

One of the first times I ever got high, I was to busy laughing to realize that my arm was positioned over a candle. My shirt set fire, nuff said.

I could tell you more, but nah.

I was more learning towards things you did as a kid, as in before your innocents is stripped away from you by hormones and society.

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When I was in the 4th grade I think, I played Half-Life: Blueshift in real life with a friend of mine.

I think we called it like, Purple Shift or something. Idk. We used playground structures and pretended they were monorails :>

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Smashed a kids head against a wall once, we were in the school gym, and we were in "The beavers" ((Think "The Boyscouts")) And me and two other kids were playing a game, were one kid would put his hand behind the other kids head as I tryed to bash the guys head into the wall, all good fun, and then the guy who was putting his hand behind the kids head took his hand away, and I took my chance and BAM right into the hard wall, kid started crying, don't think I really got in trouble, all I had to do was say "Sorry"

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ahahahab! I love this topic!

ok, so one time me and a friend were riding bikes*. I got off my bike and so did he, and he said "Man, let me borrow your bike real quick." I was skeptical because h was notorious for stealing my bike and riding away into the horizon, hahaha! Anyway he syole my bike :P and rode it into a sewer run off (Which we didn't know thats what it was) as he jumped off before he went in to. I was so mad I was yelling at him to get it, this was my best riend and still is a close friend of mine, so I wasn't about to fight him or anything like that. Instead he told me If I went in he would as nieve as I wasI did it, but he did it to :D. He then procedded to somehow convince me to put some "Magic stones" into my pants, so I did (lmfao!!!!!). After that For some reason I was convinced to then put some algea type plant into my pants, so I proceeded with that....god I was stupid, and so was he apparently. After all this we were just fucking around in this fucking run-off ditch when a lady pulls up in a car and says to us "I don't think you boys should be in the, they dump chemicals and bad stuff in there." We turn to her and just start busting out laughing, we were laughing s hard we were actually just screaming at her really loud. OMFG those times were good.

Another time with the same friend Austin, we were with another friend named Matt. Matt had found thise little froggies that he liked and wanted to keep them, he gave us the task of holding them for him while he went off to eat supper, and before he left he specificaly gave us instructions not to kill them...lol. The frogs were in a little cool-whip container, and we so happened to have some fire-works. As he was walking away we flipped the container upside down on the ground so that the frogs couldn't escape and then we threw a few bottle rockets in there and stepped on it. The bottle rockets went off and we picked up the container to find a bunch of chared dead frogs. The Matt kid heard us do it and ran home screaming LOLMFAO! :DD:D:D:D:D XDXD

Another time me and Austin were at my dads house on the beach. We would go around the dock with nets catching fish and crabs and the like. There was a pool near the dock and we had just got done swimming in it, so we got a idea. Wouldn't it be cool to like be able to swim with all these fish and shit that we caught? we both agreed it would so we dumped them all into the pool and starting swimming around with them. Eventually they started dying and swimming all weird like, but before they did we probbed them and harassaed them with smal nets and a hawaiin sling(like a spear). Theer was this one fish called a rock fish that we aught, and I was provoking it with the net while Austin was on the other side of the pool messing around with some crabs or something (BTW, we had snorkels so it was pretty easy to see and stuff). I bugged the shit outa that rock fish with the end of the net, so for some crazy ass reason it swam to the other end of the pool where Austin was and bit his ass on the foot! HAHAHA!

Also, right before we decided to put these fish in the pool, me and austin had a few punches at a small pin fish. We both punche the shit outa it into the sand and a little fish flew out of its mouth still alive! and it was one of those rock fish that bit my friend XD how ironic.

Also, another time when I was with some trouble makers that lived in my neighborhood, we got my DPMS spring m4 airsoft gun. My neighborhood was currently being cunstructed on, so we decided to shoot a cunstruction worker for some reason. I got my rifle and aimed the barrel between two planks of a privacy fence, and shot sme fat long haird bum looking cunstrucyion worker from about 20 feet away, and he had no shirt on. After that we immediatly darted off to my house to hideout. While I was at my house I Recieved a kock knock o the door. It was a construction dude who told us they called the cops and then he left. We all dipped out he back and layed low and my other friends house who lived in the same neighborhood. I never saw the cops, but I was threatend they would kick us out of the neighborhood...which kind sucked.

Sorry if my shits all fucked up I typed this pretty fast and caelessly.

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I went into vent while drunk, and high. Twice.

Not to mention we convinced you to hit your friend in the face with a keyboard.

stupid things I've done.. Well, In elementary school I convinced my classmates to build a giant ant farm with me at recess. we undug all of the ant hills and eventually caught all of the queen ants... It was epic. we put them in to our big ant farm (which was coincidentally made out of sand) and the queens ended up killing each other. It was awesome. We got in lots of trouble.

Also, we had literally dozens and dozens of Micromachine tanks and jets and helicopters, all modeled after real military hardware. We were war nuts especially me and knew everything about all of the tanks and stuff, and we would play our own RTS game out in the field. We got ripped on hardcore for that, but it was so much fun it was worth it. crowds would usually gather to watch and cheer for a certain side.

And one time, also in elementary school, I got in to a fist fight with the vice principal. I'm hardcore.

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When i was little, i used to sleepwalk and i pissed on my brother's desk and some of it hitted him while he was asleep.

I also pissed down the stairs another night i was sleepwalking.

Also i stabbed a watermelon for no reasons i think, im a real nutcase.

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You know here in Japan no one has any stories like this. So whenever I talk about my past I always get really odd looks :/

1. I was 5years old when my mom pissed me off. I went into the back yard of my grandmothers house and wearing fuzzy slippers proceeded to kick box a really old dirt encrusted fish tank... Fish Tank 1 MiniTats 0 I was still jumping on it with tears in my eyes and snarling when my mom found me.

2. I was 6 when my mom caught me smoking a Doral (one of hers and those still make me ill to this day) late at night when she came home from work. She forced me to eat one of her cigarettes (unlit of course) didn't go down well and soon came back up.

3. When I was in 2nd grade a female friend of mine and I would come home from school every day, go into my sisters room (only room in house with a lock), and attempt adult activities. Points for effort but can't really go very far in 2nd grade no matter how enthusiastic you are.

4. In 4th grade in the middle of winter I talked a friend down the street and my younger brother to to help me raid the newspaper guy with water balloons and squirt guns. He drove up our dead end street got pelted by balloons and I can't explain why got out of his car and ran at us. So we took the opportunity to spray his ass down with our two super soakers while my kid brother kept the balloons a tossing.

5. In 4th-5th grade (and a few years later) during xmas me and my friends would run around strange neighborhoods at 12-2am removing xmas bulbs (the big fat ones) from decorations out side and collect em in our pockets. Once we had enough we'd start at one end of a block and rush to the other breaking windows and popping em off the sides of houses.

6. Bout same age we would also toss rocks and tennis balls at passing cars trying to provoke a chase. Most chases were lame but some college kids (or atleast thats how I always pictured em as) pulled up behind some houses and snuck around the the corner. My kid brother saw em and ran past us without saying anything, we managed to escape but I jumped a fence and landed backwards on a bird bath. Wet, cold, and sore but all worth it when you don't know how much trouble you're really causing.

7. when I was in 3rd grade we use to play a game called aliens where you had 1 guy camping ontop of a grassy steep hill and others would try to run up hill and around him to a safe area. We'd play this on the weekends with friends late at night. Well the woman who owned the place freaked out when she caught us doing it cause it was killing her perfect grass, she chased us with a broom and actually hit my little sister so we burned her grass with old fireworks and gasoline. She moved after the police couldn't prove anything.

8. When I was in 6th grade a friend and I were playing in a field by the tennis court (dead tall grass) when we came upon a hornets nest in the ground so we decided it a good idea to throw crap at it and run. We got ambushed by a fog of hornets and decided to take revenge. We came back with zippo fluid and a lighter. I kneeled down in front of the whole and fisted dry grass into it while being attacked, doused it with zippo fluid and lit it on fire.

9. In 5th grade a friend and I talked the class into getting a class pet so everyone donated money. We spent it all at Safeway buying those lil quarter machine toys, strawberry milk, hostess snacks, chicken strips, chips, soda, etc. Friends mom caught us walking back with it all (holding the groceries) so we chugged as much drinks as we could but she made us take back what wasn't opened and you couldn't get a refund for the quarter machine stuff... I don't remember why we didn't get in trouble with school... May have had parents pay back *shrugs*

10. Talked my friend and his kid brother to shop lift for me, they got caught and I never saw em again (his mom hated me) till a few years later when he visited that area of town again.

I could seriously go on forever. A lot of this has to do with how I was brought up and I don't recommend doing any of the above cause honestly I'd hate to be on the other end of any of that crap today. :/

Cheers,

Tats...

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Wow... Tatsuro... those are AWESOME lol

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Wow... Tatsuro... those are AWESOME lol

...feel like such a great role model :/ heh now that I have kids its like my opinion of those actions have taken a 180. Last thing I need is for my kids to have an excuse to make mistake of their own *shudders*

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To say the least I'm guessing your kids don't get to hear many stories of your golden years as a kid. Or maybe they do they are just a bunch of lies and elaborations. :0

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To say the least I'm guessing your kids don't get to hear many stories of your golden years as a kid. Or maybe they do they are just a bunch of lies and elaborations. :0

I have 2 daughters. They'll never hear of anything I did ever. As for whether or not I'm lying or elaborating you're welcome to judge for yourself :)

Tats...

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4. In 4th grade in the middle of winter I talked a friend down the street and my younger brother to to help me raid the newspaper guy with water balloons and squirt guns. He drove up our dead end street got pelted by balloons and I can't explain why got out of his car and ran at us. So we took the opportunity to spray his ass down with our two super soakers while my kid brother kept the balloons a tossing.

When I read that I imagined "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister playing in the background.

EDIT: It also sounds like it would be in a Disney Movie from the 90s

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When I was about nine my older brother pissed me off so I pissed in his laundry. I forget where I got the idea, I think a Calvin & Hobbs book.

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3. When I was in 2nd grade a female friend of mine and I would come home from school every day, go into my sisters room (only room in house with a lock), and attempt adult activities. Points for effort but can't really go very far in 2nd grade no matter how enthusiastic you are.

Holy shit. You are so lucky, you got laid when you were in 2nd grade?

Also, BUMP.

Mine:

Broke into my parent's car on accident while playing with my pals, got grounded for like a month lol.

I keep climbing on a tree branch and jumping off, I think it was like 6-9 feet tall, I don't know why I did it, looking back I am amazed I didn't break my legs.

I broke my arm while doing ninja shit on a laundry pole, my wrist got cranked up a couple inches. I freaked out when I saw it.

One time, I was in science class, I did a project involving poppers, seeing if it popped higher on hard surfaces and soft surfaces (picked easy one on purpose), so the only soft item nearby was my binder, and it was not the same height as my desk, so I tried to elevate my binder by pushing my thighs next to it on the desk. It looked like I was humping my binder, and the girl next to me gave me some weird looks.

When I was really young and didn't know what the middle finger meant, my friend told me to put up my middle finger and told on my dad.

(This happened to my brother.)

My brother had a friend that was very interested in Hentai, they were both about 10 years old. And one time he told my brother he hid some pictures. We never found them, until about a month ago, we dug up our old NES shit, with a bunch of rare games. And I opened the super-scope, I found the pictures that my brother's friend hid.

Man, my stories ain't as interesting as the others...

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Yeah, way to bump a nearly two year old thread.

This is the same guy who said he's going to cosplay as Luffy from One Piece. He's clearly a faggot, this kind of behavior is to be expected.

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I once lit a teddy bear on fire with a blowtorch, it was fun till its eye melted then the melted plastic fell on my hand which gave me a burn mark on my left hand.

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Ya I did something similar, I'd imagine like a robot arm coming off the car and it would go over all the shit that got in it's way. Sounds pretty fucked up now that I think about it.

Nice I did the same thing, but I imagined a huge blade that cut through houses and stuff erecting from the car like a wing on a plane.

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I ate glue when I was 3, what does that say?

Also one time my dog was humping my leg when I was 4 but I didn't know any better so I thought he was just trying to play with me, and oh he was trying to "play with me" alright....

Also I dropped a brick on my brothers head but I don't feel too bad about it because a few years later we we're pretending to have a sword fight and he smash me across the face with a snow shovel.

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This is the same guy who said he's going to cosplay as Luffy from One Piece. He's clearly a faggot, this kind of behavior is to be expected.

Who here isn't a faggot?

Also,

Around 5, I sleepwalked, alot, so one time I sleep walked in the kitchen, and opened the fridge door, and I pulled my pants down, I was going to ruin everything inside but luckily my mom was there to stop me.

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Killed a man

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