• Announcements

    • Brentonator

      Forum Rules (Please Read)

      Hello everyone and welcome to the No More Room In Hell Forums! We greatly appreciate your interest and support. Please feel free to begin post and become a part of this community. But please make sure that you read and understand the following rules so things can stay as clean and as orderly as possible around here. These rules are expected to be follow by any and all members at all times. Disobeying these rules will result in disciplinary action by a moderator. #1. Off color remarks are acceptable but can be deemed inappropriate at the discretion of the moderators. #2. Flaming and disrespecting other members of this community or this mod is strictly prohibited. #3. Please do not post links relating to warez or illegal downloading. #4. No offensive content is to be posted (gore, dead babies, porn). #5. Please do not spam topics to increase your post count. #6. No excessively large signatures. Signatures that violate this will be modified. #7. Signatures are not to be used as a spamming tool. If your signature's sole purpose is to annoy or distract other members, it will be removed. #8. Please do your part to be as friendly, respectful, and helpful to anyone and everyone on this forum. #9. Your posts may be removed at any time at our sole discretion. #10. Remember the terms of your registration...a copy is posted below but may not represent the latest version of our terms of use. #11. No advertising other communities or products. Have fun.
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
Cheezedoodle

black person stole my bike.

20 posts in this topic

I biked downtown with a friend of mine today, we were gonna meet up with some people, have a soda and maybe a donut. I thought it wasn't gonna take more than 15-20 minutes before we'd move on and go do something else, somewhere else. Therefore I didn't lock my bike, I just kinda hid it amongst the other bikes at the stand. When I return an hour later I find that my bike is gone, I decide to look around a bit, then I called my dad and we went around with the car to the various shitty neighbourhoods searching for about two hours. When we're about to give up I spot a bike of the right model. I go up to it and find the one way I could identify it by; the ugly rust spot on the frame that have bugged me for months. As I'm about to liberate my bike from its' shitty surroundings, a black guy walks up to me and says "Hey, whatcha doing?"

"I'm just checking out this nice bike, you got a receipt for it?"

"Yeah sure." he says as his eyes start to fly all over the place.

"Can I see it?"

He doesn't say anything and I continue:

"You do know that stealing a bike is a felony that can give you some pretty hefty fines, not to mention the municipal labour or the addition of your name to the police register?"

"That IS my bike" he persists, although very unsure.

"Are you sure? Because I have my receipt right here for the exact same model which happened to be stolen not more than three hours ago and this one fits the bill. I even remember that speck of rust right there."

I don't even finish the sentence before he turns and runs his ass out of there.

TLTR:templatez.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Jesus thats annoying happen to me except i never saw the guy. Pretty sure it was a white skinny scumbag.

Was he big?, should of decked him in the face. Get your friend to join in. Nice diagram :D.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One time I was in my friend's car and I saw some puerto rican children riding bikes so I shouted "Hey! That's my bike!" out the window.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You should call up Göran Greider, he solves crimes and writes poetry. He's your crime fighting book writing neighbour. YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You should call up Jessica Fletcher a granny who writes crime stories and solve crimes, kick Goran's ass.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My friend Seth and I have had a similar thing happen, besides we didn't get the bike back.

Anyways, we headed over to the library downtown. I was skateboarding and he was on his bike, we got there, he placed his bike right outside in front of the library doors and we walked in.

Not even 5 minutes, we walk back outside and someone had stolen the bike :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
You should call up Göran Greider, he solves crimes and writes poetry. He's your crime fighting book writing neighbour. YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!

That's uncanny, he writes stuff in the local newspaper.

You seem like an alright dude Cheeze, but I see a whole lot of stupid in everything you did.

Yeah, It was really retarded looking back at it but heck, you just dont expect that shit to happen to you. Some fgt must have noticing me not locking it or something.

Lol, i must get a new pic, i just snagged it off a site and it isn't really providing an accurate TLTR.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
That's uncanny, he writes stuff in the local newspaper.

lol cheezedoodle, amazing art to show your story, love it. but glad to hear you got your bike back! Saves gas and money!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
That's uncanny, he writes stuff in the local newspaper.

I know! Like, if we were playing word association, and you said Dalarna. I would say "skiis" and "german tourists" but quickly thereafter, without blinking say "Göran Greider".

I want to hug him whenever I see him on TV.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0