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Shadow Ops: Red Mercury

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This is my classic first Stoned Review, recorded at a time when all I had at my parents place still was an old CRT TV and my old original Xbox since my good TV and my 360 and basically every other console and belonging of mine are at my apartment.

So sit back, toke up, and enjoy.

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quality maxx, that is truely crap as you stated! lol, u shold post it to me so i can get test it on my xbox haha

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Amazing timing on the repost. We were drinking and playing Sunset Riders the other day and, after one of the enemies threw a stick of dynamite, I said "Get ready for the most awesomest particle effects I've ever seen in my life. [boom] They're actually not even close to being good at all."

Nobody got it.

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hahahahaha nice Weege. I'm thinking of doing my next one on Two Worlds or Far Cry 2.

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When I have the time I promise I'll do another.

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You should do a NMRiH gameplay review. And... and maybe a lil gameplay vid??

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That was a really biased review.

OH YEAH WELL I'LL PUT BUTTER ON YOU AND EAT YOU.

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I forgot to mention, my favorite part is when you're complaining about the loading time and the mission turns out to be called Cry Me A River. Genius.

OMFG please do FarCry 2!!!

They have to add gameplay to it first.

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They have to add gameplay to it first.

I like Far Cry 2 :(

I like running over zebras.

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That's fun until the jeeps show up out of nowhere to wreck your shit, and then it's right back to walking 50 miles since every vehicle in the area is guaranteed to explode during a firefight. Far Cry 2 has it's moments, but I doubt you'll have an entertaining review since the game is five minutes of action sandwiched in an hour of downtime.

Two Worlds is guaranteed entertainment (for us anyway).

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I don't know what you're saying, I kick ass in Far Cry 2. I never get my shit fucked up by those jeep or car driving bitches. I bail out, and pop them in the head before they even get close.

Two Worlds is guaranteed awesome for a review.

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I don't know what you're saying, I kick ass in Far Cry 2. I never get my shit fucked up by those jeep or car driving bitches. I bail out, and pop them in the head before they even get close.

I don't know what difficulty you had it set on, but I had jeeps practically - scratch that - literally falling from the sky when I played it, and every vehicle I had caught fire after 3 shots. And don't get me started on those goddamned checkpoints...

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I don't know what difficulty you had it set on, but I had jeeps practically - scratch that - literally falling from the sky when I played it, and every vehicle I had caught fire after 3 shots. And don't get me started on those goddamned checkpoints...

Normal difficulty. And what checkpoints?

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Normal difficulty. And what checkpoints?

The guard posts at every intersection that are always fully-stocked with mercenaries no matter how many times you clean them out.

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Either GTA: Africa or Too Shitty. Do both at the same time.

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The guard posts at every intersection that are always fully-stocked with mercenaries no matter how many times you clean them out.

Dude those darshes are so easy to dispatch. How did you have trouble with this game lol

I'll probably review Two Worlds just because it's such a laugh.

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I'll probably review Two Worlds just because it's such a laugh.

Are we to expect either a ten minute video of nothing before you say "It's Shit" or a 3 second video of you shaking your head I wonder?

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