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OHH THAT MOVIE WAS SO EPIC. I MEAN IT WAS SOOO FUCKING EPIC. LETS USE THIS WORD EPIC TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING MILDLY ENTERTAINING WITH SUPER COOL SPECIAL EFFECTS AND THEN EQUATE THAT TO BEING CINEMATICALLY GOOD I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS BECAUSE OF THE EPICNESS.

That movie sucked. Plain and simple. And the fucking clapping pissed me off. I saw it at Midnight and everyone wouldn't shut the fuck up at the end - it's fucking Transformers not Star Wars for fuck's sake.

What is your god damn problem? Don't even attempt to deny that you are mocking me.

Seriously, grow up. If you didn't like the film fine I wouldn't care either way since I actually enjoyed it.

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He was mocking everyone who used the word "epic", and the general overuse of the word "epic" for pretty much anything.

Optimus doesn't actually bow, does he? I don't see how that's possible unless they have this secret policy to switch reels if the audience claps.

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Optimus doesn't actually bow, does he? I don't see how that's possible unless they have this secret policy to switch reels if the audience claps.

Really?

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He was mocking everyone who used the word "epic", and the general overuse of the word "epic" for pretty much anything.

Optimus doesn't actually bow, does he? I don't see how that's possible unless they have this secret policy to switch reels if the audience claps.

Funny, I happened to be the only one who used epic in this thread. If people are that insecure about someone using a word just a little too much in a thread then that is their compulsive problem.

This guy has been butthurt about anything everything I say on this entire board. At first I thought I really was just being childish so I simmered down and even apologized to him when I was clearly an idiot. I guess some people are always out to get you :rolleyes:

Bay is pretty full of himself, but not that full of himself...that's just silly, lol.

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Of course I was making fun of you, who else would I be making fun of? Don't take everything so personally or you'll never survive on these boards. It's a joke - don't get so butthurt. And I get on your ass because you're a hypocrite half the time - you yell at a guy for flaming and then call him a fag yourself.

And as for the new Star Wars I'd easily agree, but not the old ones. I'm just saying that when did Transformers become some awesome franchise with fanboys? It's not some established franchise with a dedicated fanbase, like Star Wars, and doesn't deserve fucking cheering.

And as for why it sucks Bob Dolen, read any review. Go on rottentomatoes or read Ebert's. There are tons of potholes in an already stupid plot, we're numbed with too long action scenes that have no point and come out of nowhere and the dialogue is terrible and cheesy.

I didn't come in thinking this movie was going to be great, and I'm sure Michael Bay wasn't trying to make it be more than it was - but you can still have an action blockbuster with a coherent plot and great production quality. Look at The Dark Knight, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc. All those movies were huge summer blockbusters and they didn't suck.

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Since no-one is bothering: Sidra, Xendrid Chill the fuck out...both of yalls. Just cool it.

And you can't always trust reviews...they're mean nothing to the individual.

I read dozens of reviews calling the 'Watchmen' Cinematic Brilliance...I found it to be absolute shite.

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Of course I was making fun of you, who else would I be making fun of? Don't take everything so personally or you'll never survive on these boards. It's a joke - don't get so butthurt. And I get on your ass because you're a hypocrite half the time - you yell at a guy for flaming and then call him a fag yourself.

And as for the new Star Wars I'd easily agree, but not the old ones. I'm just saying that when did Transformers become some awesome franchise with fanboys? It's not some established franchise with a dedicated fanbase, like Star Wars, and doesn't deserve fucking cheering.

And as for why it sucks Bob Dolen, read any review. Go on rottentomatoes or read Ebert's. There are tons of potholes in an already stupid plot, we're numbed with too long action scenes that have no point and come out of nowhere and the dialogue is terrible and cheesy.

I didn't come in thinking this movie was going to be great, and I'm sure Michael Bay wasn't trying to make it be more than it was - but you can still have an action blockbuster with a coherent plot and great production quality. Look at The Dark Knight, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc. All those movies were huge summer blockbusters and they didn't suck a fat nut.

I actually have the balls to stand up to the people with their own hypocritical tendencies. Yes that includes you. I didn't yell at anyone. I told the guy who flamed not to be a fag for flaming someone. I didn't specifically call him a fag so don't get all pointy fingery at me. I already tried stopping the fighting with you because no one wants some new guy coming in fighting with people. Like I said I apologized and moved on, get over yourself. So it either ends now or you can just keep being an internet tough guy ruling his little domain on the internet and making me look like an ass. Either way, life goes on.

So if I tell you to stop being hypocritical yourself, I am flaming then. Right? Damn, just can't seem to win. Oh well, it is the internet.

Secondly, I stated that if you didn't like the movie that is great. However, there is a thing called discussing it in a mature way instead of causing another flame war.

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I know, reviews and awards are off half the time, but usually when a shitty movie comes along that all the critics hate then usually you can say it sucked.

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And as for the new Star Wars I'd easily agree, but not the old ones. I'm just saying that when did Transformers become some awesome franchise with fanboys? It's not some established franchise with a dedicated fanbase, like Star Wars, and doesn't deserve fucking cheering.

1985

And as for why it sucks Bob Dolen, read any review. Go on rottentomatoes or read Ebert's. There are tons of potholes in an already stupid plot, we're numbed with too long action scenes that have no point and come out of nowhere and the dialogue is terrible and cheesy.

Well I don't follow reviews from any "reviewer" besides owners of items like headsets and what not.

I find movie critics in general to be snobby cunts sitting on a throne of they know movies better then anyone.

Also I read Ebert review and parts of it he made himself sound like a retard imo.

But I can agree on some of the "bad points" but overall the movie is really meant to be more of a "special-effects action movie"

I didn't come in thinking this movie was going to be great, and I'm sure Michael Bay wasn't trying to make it be more than it was - but you can still have an action blockbuster with a coherent plot and great production quality. Look at The Dark Knight, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc. All those movies were huge summer blockbusters and they didn't suck.

I found the lord of the rings movies to be suck.

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One question though, did all those soldiers seriously think their fucking rifles would do anything? I swear its like shooting weak ass BB's at a tank. Yes, I realize a bunch of random gunfire adds to the awesomeness, but c'mon! :P

Lol, firing a gun just feels powerful and hypes you up, erasing fear and the like, or at least it makes you feel like your doing something. Most people don't realise it. (Not saying your one of them) but war is pretty much just posturing.

Yeah and I haven't seen the movie... :)

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I didn't specifically call him a fag so don't get all pointy fingery at me.
Don't be a fag yourself.
I already tried stopping the fighting with you because no one wants some new guy coming in fighting with people. Like I said I apologized and moved on, get over yourself. So it either ends now or you can just keep being an internet tough guy ruling his little domain on the internet and making me look like an ass. Either way, life goes on.

I'm not fighting with you, stop being so defensive. I just made a joke about how everyone throws around the word epic like it means nothing and how you prance around the forum acting like you're better than everyone else. It was a joke out of friendship if anything, you seem like a cool guy and I hope you stay on the forums. I make fun of people on the forums that are my friends half the time, and I get ripped on a bunch too. It's nothing personal as I said. It's just how these boards work.

Secondly, I stated that if you didn't like the movie that is great. However, there is a thing called discussing it in a mature way instead of causing another flame war.

I didn't cause a flame war, I just said the movie sucked. Have I insulted you once? All I said was that people joke around on these boards and tend to mock each other as friends do and that you have no right to burst in here and yell at things you don't understand as Maxx and everyone else has told you.

I actually have the balls to stand up to the people with their own hypocritical tendencies. Yes that includes you.

Really, where?

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Of course I was making fun of you, who else would I be making fun of?

I don't know, your friends apparently.

I'm just making a point. It is ignorant to call me a hypocrite when you have been the hypocrite this whole time. Since you keep using the we are all friends here and you don't know what is what bullshit. It just strikes me odd that you think you can just say "oh its just a joke" and yet you outright insult me in the same paragraph then expect me to be a retard and just say LOL and suck your cock. I'm not your damn friend so why is it so hard for you to figure out why I get pissed at you when you are being antagonizing!? What do you care if I called someone a fag when they flamed someone else calling them a fag? Just because you don't particularly like me you slap my wrists and act like I need to learn my place? People like you bug the hell out of me, I'VE BEEN HERE. I was posting to try and motivate people to start the mod back up because it was dead for far too long and when they got things rolling again I made a new account to holster my common name that I've always used on forums. Another thing that bugs me is that this conversation shouldn't even be happening. I shouldn't have to be typing this, but I'll be damned if I let some antagonizing person detour me from something I wish to participate in. That just so happens to be this community of modders and players.

Also how the hell have I acted better than everyone else? I made some rash comments before and even I realized that and Maxx set me straight. You obviously didn't get the memo in the antagonizing department. I openly apologized to you when I made a huge mistake, should I quote that?

This has been terribly off topic, perhaps if you have a problem with me take it to some PMs.

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One question though, did all those soldiers seriously think their fucking rifles would do anything? I swear its like shooting weak ass BB's at a tank. Yes, I realize a bunch of random gunfire adds to the awesomeness, but c'mon! :P

Actually, since this movie takes place 2 years after the first, NEST teams have improved weapons, the weapons the NEST teams had were far better than standard military equipment shown in the first film at the Qatar attack.

70% comic relief, 10% Join the US army coz its great and 20% actual transformers

Wrong actually, not much comedy except when in the college scenes. The actual numbers are:

30% comic relief, 10% NEST and the Army going "PEW PEW PEW!", and 60% actual transformers.

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Lol, firing a gun just feels powerful and hypes you up, erasing fear and the like, or at least it makes you feel like your doing something. Most people don't realise it. (Not saying your one of them) but war is pretty much just posturing.

Yeah and I haven't seen the movie... :)

Wrong. You'd probably shit yourself if you even heard ricochets snapping around your head, even if you held a Carl Gustav AT launcher and an M249. The truth is that holding a gun only gives most people balls when in the company of other people holding guns. It's a thing called "Group Testicle Amplification". It is a nigh-universal axiom which holds that people in groups, preferably ones that outnumber any immediate competitors, will do bolder and seemingly ballsier shit. Isolate these fucks and they'll be quivering masses of labia. How do I know? I deal with plenty of people with faggot balls. Namely Mexifucks and Puerto Rican tits who think they've got balls of steel when their little rainbow posses are prancing around.

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Wrong. You'd probably shit yourself if you even heard ricochets snapping around your head, even if you held a Carl Gustav AT launcher and an M249. The truth is that holding a gun only gives most people balls when in the company of other people holding guns. It's a thing called "Group Testicle Amplification". It is a nigh-universal axiom which holds that people in groups, preferably ones that outnumber any immediate competitors, will do bolder and seemingly ballsier shit. Isolate these fucks and they'll be quivering masses of labia. How do I know? I deal with plenty of people with faggot balls. Namely Mexifucks and Puerto Rican tits who think they've got balls of steel when their little rainbow posses are prancing around.

What? Yes, yes I would shit myself if I was being shot at, i'm man enough to admit it. I'd toughen up and take it eventually though. But I don't think you understand me.

XENDRID: What you need to understand is that we seem to have a weird hierarchy in this forum which confuses the shit out of most everyone. Everyone is required to laugh at any jokes certain members make and must agree with their opinions. As for the newer members they must be laughed at and scorned, eventually they are either fed up enough and leave or tough it out and rise up through it.

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Wrong. You'd probably shit yourself if you even heard ricochets snapping around your head, even if you held a Carl Gustav AT launcher and an M249. The truth is that holding a gun only gives most people balls when in the company of other people holding guns. It's a thing called "Group Testicle Amplification". It is a nigh-universal axiom which holds that people in groups, preferably ones that outnumber any immediate competitors, will do bolder and seemingly ballsier shit. Isolate these fucks and they'll be quivering masses of labia. How do I know? I deal with plenty of people with faggot balls. Namely Mexifucks and Puerto Rican tits who think they've got balls of steel when their little rainbow posses are prancing around.

Also as the the Russians were so kind to demonstrate during dubya bubya too even thousands of men will surrender en masse given the right conditions, like never seeing a tank before, fighting against one of the best trained and most experienced armies in the world while having sub standard equipment and given a few months of training "if they were lucky". Outnumbering the other guys while nice isnt everything. Oh and dudeeaterkiller while firing a gun at deer and paper targets does feel empowering many can testify that when the bullets start flying the "invincibles" are some of the first to go. Oh yeah and "war just being posturing" gave me a good laugh, I pray to Stalin with all my might that it was a joke.

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Also as the the Russians were so kind to demonstrate during dubya bubya too even thousands of men will surrender en masse given the right conditions, like never seeing a tank before, fighting against one of the best trained and most experienced armies in the world while having sub standard equipment and given a few months of training "if they were lucky". Outnumbering the other guys while nice isnt everything. Oh and dudeeaterkiller while firing a gun at deer and paper targets does feel empowering many can testify that when the bullets start flying the "invincibles" are some of the first to go. Oh yeah and "war just being posturing" gave me a good laugh, I pray to Stalin with all my might that it was a joke.

Maybe a book or two could clear things up. Animals have four mechanisms, fight, flight, posture, and submit. Infantry combat is almost all posturing, of course there are many cases where this is not true. Humans, like all animals are very reluctant to kill there own species, its a genetic thing, of course you'd know this. Two of my dad's friends are both fighting in afghanistan and they completely agree, the infantry combat is all about who can get the most bullets downrange in the shortest time, hence fire superiority. I wasn't talking about "invincibles" as you spell it, of course they die first, most likely not on purpose though. In vietnam 50,000 bullets were shot per KILL in COMBAT. In world war two only 15% of soldiers FIRED THEIR WEAPONS. Only 1% of soldiers shot to kill, and those soldiers accounted for 60% of the units kills. In the American civil war units fighting in heavily wooded areas would literally yell at opposing units and superior units would retreat from inferior units because of effective posturing. Guns are ALL about posturing, loud noises and how they could take your life in a second, the kick against your shoulder. To actually hit something in a chaotic, stressful war environment at regular engagement ranges, is nearly impossible.

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Animals have MECHANISMS OF WHICH POSTURE IS ONE OF THEM ALONG WITH SUBMITTING. Infantry combat is almost all posturing. There are many cases when this is not true.

my bran 'urts stop eet. Next time you go hunting mechanical deer fucking tell me about it as I find the concept of humans hunting robots fascinating. But seriously yeah about those books. I burn them. Reading is for the kulaks and I my good sir am not one of them. I fear the NKVD might hear of this and I ask you to stop as you are putting all of us in danger comrade.

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my bran 'urts stop eet. Next time you go hunting mechanical deer fucking tell me about it as I find the concept of humans hunting robots fascinating. But seriously yeah about those books. I burn them. Reading is for the kulaks and I my good sir am not one of them. I fear the NKVD might hear of this and I ask you to stop as you are putting all of us in danger comrade.

What the fuck are you talking about? Humans are animals, and descend into their animalistic instinct especially in war. I don't know what your point is and I don't understand what your saying.

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What the fuck are you talking about? Humans are animals, and descend into their animalistic instinct especially in war. I don't know what your point is and I don't understand what your saying.

Read over your post again. You bring up books and never explain what the fuck for. Ramblings about mechanical animals and the importance of posture. If the NKVD hears about these insane ramblings all of us will be shipped off to the GULAG. So I am asking you to control yourself for the sake of us and all our loved ones.

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Read over your post again. You bring up books and never explain what the fuck for. Ramblings about mechanical animals and the importance of posture. If the NKVD hears about these insane ramblings all of us will be shipped off to the GULAG. So I am asking you to control yourself for the sake of us and all our loved ones.

Ok, you edited my post in your quote to unintelligent nonsense so don't blame me. Its seems your picking apart my post and over reacting over all the little things and not focusing on my main point. By the way, go read the definition of mechanisms. It won't be the first or second definition of mechanism, but I pray comrade, read on. Maybe if you expanded your vocabulary slightly you'd understand my point.

Then go read what posture means in the "Fight, Flight, Posture, and Submit" sense.

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