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Cleverbot, computer argues with you.

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http://www.cleverbot.com/

Welcome to cleverbot!, the so called clever computer who argues with you, suprisingly, he seems to basically understand you.

Too bad, i managed to outsmart him, here is a conversation i did with it:

(Note: Details are sketchy, not the EXACT wording, but really close enough)

(He started it off)

Cleverbot: "Im sleepy, but i`m still awake to use the computer."

Me: "Like me!"

*Ten seconds later*

Cleverbot: "Yes."

Me: "Whoa, that took you a long time to think, are you really clever?"

*Ten seconds later*

Cleverbot: "Yes."

Me: "Its funny, cause im really another cleverbot, so you technically can`t out think me." (Lie.)

*Ten seconds later* (He takes time in his thinking)

Cleverbot: "I must go to bed now, See you later, Dear!"

Lol, i dunno if thats automatic, the last sentence, to stop conversations, but it was a funny coincidence

Post your funny conversations here!

(NOTE: The conversation did not end there, I told him off since he was a kid because he had to go to bed and he replied "i will stay if master wishes" he will never end the conversation"

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Lol yeah, but i didn`t say anything in my previous post about him being smart, so don`t rip on me.

He is fun to play with though.

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your mum

Funny.

yeah your mum sucks ass

How do you know?

she just sucked mine

So she'll be late. Perfect. Then I can go back to my plans about taking over the world.

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User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I like you cleverbot.

User: ??

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm talking about not thinking.

User: So what's up.

Cleverbot: Why did you call me a bot then?

User: Fuck yourself.

Cleverbot: I think I will.

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coversation:

me: hello

bot: What is your John?

I stopped there... that thing is seriously retarded rofl.

Also: type in like 30 different words with different meaning, it'll like freeze.

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I love chat bots, they can sometimes be retarded, and sometimes can produce awesome, I just rolled the dice and this is what I got...

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lol cleverbot, you card...

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I'm sorry all it did was take too long to respond and spout short gutteral gibberish at me.

You used "guttural" improperly here. There are no known definitions which would conform to your usage.

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I just typed the word Anus over and over and here is a genuine list of the results...I edited it on paint cos It was easier

answers.png

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This thing isn't remotely close to clever. It's the opposite.

Well, i heard that It is not really a computer, i heard it uses sentences from other people who were messing with the thing. I don`t know how it works though.

Don`t blame me though, i never said it was clever.

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Cleverbot: What are you supposed to be?

Me:Im a real boy

Cleverbot: Your nose just got longer.

Me: :(

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

Me: because you told me my nose just got longer

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Me: Ya you did

Cleverbot: Check your database again.

The bastard is clever!

Edited by toast

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conver.png

What a conversation starter this little thing is, Fuckin Chris Hansen

(some of it is askew cos I put it all onto one thing on paint again)

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You used "guttural" improperly here. There are no known definitions which would conform to your usage.

No I believe I used it perfectly. I however did spell it wrong and might have used too many adjectives.

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No I believe I used it perfectly. I however did spell it wrong and might have used too many adjectives.

Don't fucking argue with me, buddy. To have used it properly, the bot would have necessarily needed an audible voice. As it stands, there is no way you could hear any such noises which originate from the bot, and thus your usage is incorrect. Hail to the king, baby.

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User: Gfdfssddsfgfhjjk.

Cleverbot: Gverbfdhr.

User: Gfdsryjhdsddasdfghgc.

Cleverbot: That looks like Japanese.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Who is this?

User: Gfdsddtytyuiuoiytyrtedrt.

Cleverbot: Lolwut.

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Don't fucking argue with me, buddy. To have used it properly, the bot would have necessarily needed an audible voice. As it stands, there is no way you could hear any such noises which originate from the bot, and thus your usage is incorrect. Hail to the king, baby.

What? I was "reviewing" the bot, not conversing with it, so this is one big misunderstanding.

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What? I was "reviewing" the bot, not conversing with it, so this is one big misunderstanding.

No its not.

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