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Maxx

THE CANNIBIS-BASED ECONOMY AND SPACE DINOSAURS

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The world is in a terrible economic crisis at the moment and Jeremy, Trevor and myself came up with the greatest conclusion: a Cannibis-Based Economy

Roll with me on this. The rules of supply and demand would be reversed. The more weed there is, the more valuable it would become. Everyone wants more weed. Violence and war would also be put to and end because everyone would be too bloody high to want to fight. Everyone would be chill, brah. Everyone would realize that fighting isn't the answer, unless it's for entertainment because that shit's pretty fun.

People would be encouraged to grow their own weed at the best quality to trade goods and services with others. Cooking would become a revered skill much like being a doctor is today. We need people to make quality munchies, so everyone would be encouraged to be the best cook they can so we all have munchies. People would be encouraged to grow their own botanical gardens where they could grow like tomatoes and carrots and lettuce and cheetos n' shit.

This self-sustained world would lead to the collapse of big business and corrupt mercantilism. The Federal Reserve n' shit would collapse because it's broken n' shit like scaryzombie always says but he's weird. Old people would be like "I've got cash" or Ron Paul would be like "I have gold bullion standard!" and we'd be all like "Shit yo what the fuck are we gonna do with gold that shit's worthless you can't smoke that shit son"

Fucking Ron Paul.

Some (like Nicole) would say "What about the non-stoners out there?" Well, if there's anything we learned from Ho Chi Minh's Communist revolution in Vietnam, it was that "Re-Education camps" are awesome. We're gonna brainwash people, basically we're gonna get 'em high. If that doesn't work, we're going to crucify straight-edge people upside down en masse (Jeremy's idea), but non-stoners we'll just let them chill but we're pretty sure they'd come around eventually when they see how much fun we're all having chilling out watching that show Flapjack while playing video games and taking bong hits. Shit son.

So we'll all be chillin' out smoking weed and shit and gathering around a bonfire of burning Furries (alive) like Flea, but it'll be chill because we're all high and having a time. A time will be had.

The world would be a happy, better place.

Check this 1:32 long video to get an idea of what's up

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/stoners_life/

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THIS IS OUR CONCEPT FOR OUR NEW STONER VIDEO GAME

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Dinosaurs from space come from their home planet to Mars but they fucked with the time-space continuum and broke the atmosphere, then to Earth and but peaced out because Earth is boring they were like "All Earth has is leafy plants and fish what the fuck" so they peaced, but they didn't have enough space ships to take everyone home so some of them had to stay here and that's why we have fossils. But then we're going to send people to the Dinoplanet to attack but they have armor and lasers and shit. It's gonna be BRUTAL. Jeremy's drawing a picture right now I think.

In the game the player plays a BADASS HERO who goes to the dino planet and kills shit hardcore bro. It's gonna be sick. It's like Duke Nukem and Max Payne n' shit. YOU GAIN POWERS MY SMOKING DOPE because the Dinosaurs on Dinoplanet use it for fuel so there's a lot of it all over the place.

You get to team up with a Russian dude and he brought an extra War Bear and you guys get to ride the War Bears through the Dino camps and attack their supplies.

There are also going to be a bong hit minigame, a blunt rolling minigame, and the more dope you smoke, it fills up your special meter for your special attacks and shit.

Turns out dinosaurs invented crack, Meth, LSD, E, cocaine, to take control all of our weed and they try and enslave the human race with all of the other drugs. So there's one level where all you do is FIGHT CRACKED OUT HOBOS AND CRAZY DRUG DEALERS WHO ARE MIND CONTROLLED BY THE SPACE DINOSAURS. AWESOME! The guys all up on PCP and Speed are all fucked up and are like the boss brainwashed dudes and are really hard to kill..

The final boss is like a giant T-Rex with a giant joint (his weak spot for massive damage) and it's on a space ship that's like a giant bong and vaporizer all in one. The final cutscene of the game is going to be so philosophical it's going to put most people in to a catatonic state for the rest of their lives. BRUTAL!

There also has to be laser sword fights. Not light sabers. Laser swords.

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Fuck yeah.

We are so fucking awesome

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Now that I've exported it, I see a ton of errors but I don't even fucking care. Take your vector and go.

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FUCKING AUTO RESIZE

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How will the science get done?

WITH A NEAT GUN NIGGUH

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This would be funny if I didn't think you were serious.

The game is the primary project of Skull Candy Studios.

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tl;dr

But I did read the first top where you were explaining if everyone was on weed there wouldn't be any wars because they would be too chill and peace filled.

And then I scroll down for your idea of a game based around everyone smoking pot and killing eachother with machine guns and katanas and fighting dinosaurs.

Wtf happened to the chill and peace man.

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tl;dr

But I did read the first top where you were explaining if everyone was on weed there wouldn't be any wars because they would be too chill and peace filled.

And then I scroll down for your idea of a game based around everyone smoking pot and killing eachother with machine guns and katanas and fighting dinosaurs.

Wtf happened to the chill and peace man.

Videogames and real life are different brah. That's why weed is better than PCP and shit. You can't tell the difference if you're on PCP lol

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The game is the primary project of Skull Candy Studios.

I have mixed feelings between how fucking AWESOME the idea for this game is, not for any other reason other than it would be rather lulzy if it were released...

I just have my doubts about the validity of said project... and then I sadfaced...

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The ideas that I contributed were lulz-oriented.

It's all lulz-oriented. That's why it's win.

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It just seems like a ripoff of N.A.R.C. to me...

We should make a game where you play as a ham sandwich, and the goal is to stop the koala bear who killed and raped your partner.

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Better yet, we should make a game called Con Men.

There'd be no game in the box, and the instruction manual would just be a picture of a guy flushing money down a toilet.

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Better yet, we should make a game called Con Men.

There'd be no game in the box, and the instruction manual would just be a picture of a guy flushing money down a toilet.

lulz

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