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DrHammer

Haikus for the Dead.

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For a little bit of fun, I decided to write some poetry about a selection of NMRiH maps. Some, admittedly, are better than others. I've got a few written for some custom maps, but there's just so damn many! Feel free to make your own, it might be fun.

I hope you Enjoy:

Chinatown
Downtown Chinatown
Bright lights, cool sights, great food. But!
Don't drink the water!
Cabin
Cabin's not so bad.
See, it's a dead man's party.
Who could ask for more?
Broadway
Let's go to Broadway.
Maybe catch a midnight show.
Just don't miss your ride!
Junction
Junction dysfunction
All that, just to blow it up.
Completely worth it.
Lakeside
Lakeside: Twists and Turns
Finally made it outside.
Then I missed the boat
Zephyr
Zephyr, ride the rails!
Choo-choo, you undead bastards.
The train always wins.
notld
Night of the Living Dead!
Seems this places never changes,
but the seasons do!
Ransack
For being Ransacked,
It's surprisingly well-kept.
Till that tank showed up.
Silence
Silence, hollow ground.
"Where's the damn helicopter!"
Shh, you'll wake the dead.
Midwest
Midwest, slight delays
Continuity? No Way!
Anyone for pool?
Northway
Shopping at Northway.
Zombies knocking at my gate.
No one defends A.
Campblood
Campblood, on the lake.
Hey, this place seems familiar.
Let's watch it catch fire.
Toxteth
Toxeth phone guys say,
"Go there and back again, please.
then burn down the house!"
Cleopas
Cleopas, *whistles*
Man, this place is really big!
Wait, what was that noise?
Arply
Arply, the great bridge.
Ties the saga together.
So cheers, till next time.
Brooklyn
Brooklyn Prison Break.
Mick's Totally trustworthy.
Anyone hungry?
Fema.
Fema, far below.
I can almost taste freedom!
Wait, it's not over!?
Favela
Favela, once hell,
now abandoned, forgotten.
Or, at least, for now.
Flooded
This place is flooded,
Bloated Bodies seek our lives,
And my socks are wet.

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the silence and toxteth one were great. I tried to do a boardwalk one but couldn't think of anything funny :[

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Boardwalk


I know a secret,

The chainsaw is around here!

Fucking kid zombies!





Camp Blood


Crazy Ralph reminds,

As Jason flashes my view,

"This is your last chance!"




EDIT: Didn't see you did one for Camp Blood. Fak.

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Dead chapel
what is this a church?
where my homeboy jesus at?
oh shit there's zombies!

walking dead prison
aww shit, is that daryl?
hey can I borrow your crossbow?
not in the game yet :(

dead labs
we escaped the sewer!
never mind objective bork
time to suicide

gun store
look at all deez guns
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew

genex
shoot up all the gene
protect that fucking melon
I love you melon <3


this didn't turn out as well as I had hoped...

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Favela
Favela, once hell,
now abandoned, forgotten.
Or, at least, for now.

I love this one ;)

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Here's another quick batch:

Hospitality.
Hospitality.
Not what you get with zombies.
At least we have weed.
Dodgeball
Welcome to Dodgeball.
If you can dodge a zombie,
You can dodge a ball.
Hellgate
Got Hellgate problems?
You need the neighborhood watch.
They can handle it.
Boardwalk
I know a secret,
The chainsaw is around here!
Fucking kid zombies!
EDIT: Didn't see you did one for Camp Blood. Fak.
Boardwalk
Out on the boardwalk.
Where the air's always foggy.
I can taste the salt.
Boatwalk
Boats on the Boatwalk
Why are there so many boats?
Boats Boats Boats Boats Boat.
And here's one you'll like:
Spookington
Spookington Manor.
it's just too spooky in there!
Go at your own risk.

Now, make one for Asylum.

(Also, your campblood one is better)

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Asylum



It's a loony house!


Go fight the bucket monster,


End its misery.








zm_ship_b5



Bigass wooden boat?


This is from Zombie Master!


But that brushwork though....







Stockholm



Gordon, Billion,


Seriously, we need this!


Cool-ass city, yo.


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nms_wd_prison


Cold, dark corridors

Halls warming with the undead

Guys, get your flashlights




nms_silence


Hordes of infected

Swarming the church en masse

To kill, not to pray

(Sorry, didn't realise you already made one for Silence :c)






nms_hershels_farm


Middle of Nowhere

Haven wrapped in wood fences

I hear them coming



Edited by SectorC

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