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Jurassic Park vs. Half-Life... and Me

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After playing Half-Life and realizing how the military are when responding to extra-terrestrial threats, don't you think they'd do the exact thing when learning dinosaurs are flying over the ocean towards American soil or so? Even for myself, it seems when people discovered everything I am capable of, I am just treated like an alien with respects just so they don't feel evil. It's like they want to "legitimately" overcloud me with their inner-militant fantasies, using me as the target much like a punching bag. It sucked the aliens at Black Mesa couldn't be sorry for existing, much less than the scientists who aren't exactly responsible, though the dangers of Earth mimic in their intentions to overpower the system. Even for me, I can't be sorry. I see myself more of the Black Mesa facility rather than the scientists. For all the delusional actions I've made in the past 8 years, people definitely had a connection, yet like having a fantasy of being a hero, they will deny all involvement! So maybe a few flying dinosaurs is okay for Black Ops to deal with, but maybe Jurassic World is going far enough. Do you think this is about a calling for military intervention sequel already in storyboard?

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fding can be okay, but lying is still lying. It's especially so bad when you mislead someone about themselves to the point of complete derailment. People who derail people to the point of needing a new mental-health home are like mental murderers who don't know how to choose whether or not they want to raise a child. a

First thing's first, the military does things like this. From Black Mesa to Jurassic Park, someone would have radioed in the situation, having rail-road builder militants flying in with projects, like tents or turrets, to be built to aid who are usually soldiers who expect to fight a never-ending battle like they're in Starship Troopers; hence the soldiers', "squad, we got Freeman!" in Half Life, a repetitive mistake they all make when thinking they're the 1st to encounter him. Likewise, anyone who encounters me in person these days now gets to go to their friends and just talk about how they saw me and getting into another discussion. Sure, I confess I wanted to play "safe-villain" to make people feel good, but that's Scharzenegger stuff! I can't handle this; I forgot being the villain means people truly don't like you! So as wanting to kill dinosaurs, aliens, or hunt for a witch is something everyone wants to do, wouldn't the military go "protect" Jurassic World just to see them first-hand? It may not be the soldiers, but the dispatch commanders. Of course, they wouldn't want to send them to die either. Though it's important to be responsible, it's ridiculous and makes me envious how dumb people are to take guns for fun-toys and expect to survive in the environments or exploit them entirely.

Perhaps if there was sequel to this new Jurassic World movie, it would be more reader-friendly and realistic to depict the military more realistic as done so in Half-Life: "This is the military," in a semi-joking voice over the intercom, though there's a slight tone of apathy and chaotic danger when the military first arrives. In real life, you can half-imagine military fan grunts acting the same way. It's thrilling as it is entertaining, but it's also a hell of realism! Being that it's a video game, it's awesome the developers were all adults and the writers having some warped-realm of reality. It was so surprisingly real, it kind of helps to reminisce more powerful examples as these before merely gazing at inGen from Jurassic Park: The Lost World, where their catching techniques seemed awfully brutal, kind of like witnessing the work of deer-hunters or poachers for the first time, where uncharted actions have been done as though people were as exposed to violence as ants are. Not even that, take me for example: I know better ways on getting myself to work, but it seems like they merely want to brain-wash me into just being another grunt in Half-Life. So take a note on intelligent human villains or heroes being chased to death: we all fight back. It's only nature that we will not allow you to kill us like a bitch, no matter how many accidents "life" has pushed us to fall onto.

Of course, if there were such a sequel in that nature, it would upgrade to a rating of R. It would end up being more complicated than the initial idea of Jurassic World, as though you were watching an old action movie with Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Segal in Under Siege. It's not too often you hear the bad guy talking about cartoons while under siege with the military. Hijacking a military boat can only go so far while the military is a service of military boats and helicopters. Having to see helicopters zoom in to contain dinosaurs from spreading to civilians and pedestrians would be a little like the scene from Jurassic Park: The Lost World, or Red Dawn. I'm not sure if we've seen enough of these, esp. witnessing how effed-up the military were in Half-Life setting up turrets, missile trip-bombs, and shooting scientists; it's nearly a scoff and laughter in one spot! We can only tell after seeing the movie. If it ends in carnage and without containment, the government doesn't want to move men in lines to shoot them all, and just call it "being safe"; thus, lending an ear for a sequel. If it ends happily with the dinosaurs all dead and everyone breeding because it was so horrible and their bodies are in "it's time" mode after killing Joe the spawn of Satan his very self.

Simply, it would be too ridiculous, unless the dinosaurs were reproducing very fast. When dinosaurs existed, they had all the time in the entire Earth's harboring territory and niches to develop their numbers. Now, guns are so abundant. If there were a Jurassic island and spreading of dinosaurs, it could be all gone in just one night. Every nation's army would be so gay for becoming "the hero," you'd have Israel sending their blue-men, the UN, NSA patriots who want a lawful adventure amid of death, the Iraqians would be confused into both flying to the island and causing human on human action to aid more war, and you can't forget the USA, where esp. hate-Joe fans of their military will fly there, giving cue to them at home to be extra-sure Joe is "dead", so they too can breed, because it's "oh so horrible," and their bodies are in "it's time" mode to have sex in honor of life and moving on like dying monkeys and pigs in the bastard miles of forest and woodlands. That is, unless the Jurassic Park story-writing gave in to the possibility the scientists wanted dinosaurs to flourish on their own by lying about breeding them with male frogs so they're all female. That way, the Jurassic terrorism is the result of human curiosity, where under-ground facilities and infrastructures become red-alert bunkers for the beyond-ghetto predator of dinosaurs. I mean no tall dinosaur wanted to get that high without needing to survive against another meat-eater. In the end it's both vaguely as it is obvious this is skating along the edges of playing with dolls. Nobody wants that for a movie like this.

How exactly would the military ever be needed for a dinosaur-killing rapture? Simply, scientists would want to repeat the past by going to far with all of the lost genes of the dinosaurs. They would open Pandora's box and open it further than a vagina. It's easily done when you have the technology to mask all smells and biohazards. However, it's ridiculous to think scientists would do this irresponsibly like people raising tigers in small cages, forgetting the idea of getting tired and never working like a black person in their life is required to make a large enough cage to be happy around tigers every single day. In another way, "working like a black person," doesn't happen without being held against your will. It's possible, but I won't give those details anymore;Militants on Joe, remember? While the possibilities vary few in numbers, it's more likely to occur when a vengeful ruler at war decides to send his regards to how he's been "respected" by doing all he can with bringing dinosaurs to life while undermining war with other countries. Take biological warfare and zombies to lower steps and you think you're just creating mutants, right? Why make mutants, when properties are frozen or synthesized within the Earth? Well, that's a whole new movie now, to have one hell of an introduction. I mean how do you have a story like that?

Imagine the military of an evil ruler sending in helicopters to supply harvesting dinosaurs in various locations for war. That would be brutal! Every military dispatch is like forbidden grounds. They build the gates, they set up breeding environments for over 50 species in 20 different locations per battle ground. Within months, there are hundreds of hyper-active teenager claw-and-teeth killers amok pumped with some great drugs only founded by the most illuminated generals, scientists, and other people of power and wealth to find great recipes for anything. Now, I know this is serious, but it's all still confusing to me. I don't get war. I really think it's all propaganda. So even if I could breed dinosaurs, as though I truly lost all contact of care for people who want ME "right" in the head, war just doesn't make sense, esp. when initiated by vengeance. When calm and myself, I can totally imagine myself just another Indiana Jones, but in a way, people don't want that. They want adventure. Whether it is Hollywood or at war, I believe being the villain is being the entertainer, much like how people naturally don't like their parents or the police. With enough money, business, and society, you can have some fascinating experiences from actors and high-quality tag-like games. Imagine making that "military dinosaur-breeding grounds" come to life by being rich like Vince McMahon on some untamed woodlands. With enough terrain variations, making a hands-on dinosaur-shooter game would be both terrifying and alluring! Making costumes wouldn't be so hard. Maybe more rubber and tightness looks more realistic. Just getting actors would be difficult. With this idea, you already have one objective: locate breeding grounds and dismantle the establishments.

So there you have it. The military probably would have made a quick evacuation for everyone in the Jurassic Park movies, which would also end the stories of danger quite fast, and even if dinosaurs went amok, large guns and different nations surrounding such an island would just be too gay for heroism. I mean you don't really see Israel as a gay country, but when you take an island full of violent dinosaurs at sea into global news, then you read how the military of different nations are intervening, you can immediately notice how gay Israel really is. I'm not even talking about happy, but more like suspiciously homosexual. If there was any nation that imitates those people who like to look at me as a punching bag or a witch to be hunted so they can turn around and say, "hey, Joe was horrible, I saw him, and let's fuck," that's definitely Israel. I hate to say it, but at least I took care when it came to talking about a Jurassic World movie. I mean what else is there to write: The Dinosaur Diaries, a dramatic thriller where people and dinosaurs function in the same world with as much responsibility as there is danger, but with far less human habitation?

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tl;dr?

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it stands for "too long; didn't read"

I think that animal rights groups and scientists would lobby to protect some of them, I also think they if dinosaurs came back they wouldn't pose much of a threat realistically because they wouldn't stand a chance between modern microbes and modern technology.

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Exactly, they'd be quarantined. Well, people simply do what they love. Even the military ends up doing a little construction work, which is what they could have done a lot more of in Half Life, instead of going for a witch hunt. Imagine the many different types of excitement the military would actually go through if Black Mesa were real and had its residence cascade. They could spend hours in one spot, trying to safely get through each part. Staying alive in all that is very simple and depending on how many aliens are there, they might just try to keep doors shut while they try to make shields or things to help capture them.

Dinosaurs would be just as important. It would be the easiest for great military leaders to huddle up safe spots amidst dinosaurs to be ready to tranquilize them behind tougher metal gates. "Tougher" ALWAYS exists when you're the engineer of them! How else do they ever make bigger or smaller pillows or TVs? God I hate myself talking. The worst imagination I have is that people from my own city are SCOUTING OUT MY LATEST posts like I'm a god damn Taliban terrorist. Just because I'm quiet, got no friends, girlfriend, or a car doesn't mean I'm Robert Hawkins bound to... ...TO... HERE GOES, OMG, TELL IT TO THE POLICE: ... take an AK47, stuff it into my jacket, go the WHOLE way of 50-200 up the escalator to the second floor, pull it out, and blast away a few people before offing myself! "Take that world!" I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE FRIENDS TO SAY, "I got some arseholes to settle," just as he said something like that! FUCK YOU... GOD DAMN. THAT'S A FIST FIGHT... a BUNCH OF MOSQUITOES sneaking up on you! THIS IS PAIN HOLLERING FOR THE POLICE... who do SHIET FOR ME. They just kiss THEIR BELOVED VIGILANTE'S ARSES! They don't EVER want to get on THEIRRRRRR BAD SIDES.

Yeah, check out some cities. They actually suck not because of the land, but because of the amount of MAFIA wannabes who are either Muslim or Italian. I COULDN'T EVEN FIT IN EVEN IF I WANTED TO! never when I tried! Now, I might have to MOVE WITH THE SAME PEOPLE who think I'm leaving Baton Rouge full of arseholes? Play your game, I'm settling for the after life. "Gee, I wonder who I will be in the next life. Maybe 'God' represents what people give us. That means I'm settling to live AS AN ANT WHEN I DIE!" Sure, death is beautiful. I'm actually gonna end up as a dragon fly, then a bee, then a bird. OMG... ; just work up the ladder! ... Then if I were to die AFTER being coaxed and brain-washed into moving without any LIP, I'm NONT EVEN GONNA BE A BUG IN MY HOME CITY!

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You don't think so? It would be nice to have the place to really tell. I'd need phone taps and bugs on people just to be clear. Don't YOU know how FUN it is to know someone in ways they could never tell? I'm a victim of that shit. So if you want to so say no to me, I'm just racking up more "righteous outcast" points for making the status worse WHILE having the right to do so. I'm not talking about threats or hurting people, but I'm also not talking about preventing it or giving a damn. It may sound harmless, but it actually sucks.

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y did u delete my post?

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