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Make NMRiH Even More Realistic Via Foolery

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By allowing people way more freedoms to stupid actions, there could be way more competition and riddling tricks to surviving.

-Duallies (way more inaccuate

-Dually flashlights

-Dual lighters

-Dual shotguns/rifles (very inaccurate, and must individually reload each shotgun via weapon switch

-duallies are binded in a menu and must be done every time.

-Ultra sprint (adds interest to stamina)

-Prone (gets up slow, allowing runners to take a beating)

-Quick-jab. Adding quick-jab to regular jab, and blunt jab will make players think it's better because it's faster, but maybe only if 3 players kill one zombie at a time, two of them using quick jab.

-Throwing items

-Chasing ghosts/animated sprites

-Taking drugs (including sugar, caffeine, alcohol, and tobacco) will hinder your overall health. Sugar and alcohol products attack stamina. Caffeine and tobacco attack health to 80%.

-Sex ( I know that won't work). The loss of testosterone from ejaculation reduces stamina, but moderates it for a bit.

-Radio-link for clans, if not already implemented.

As stated in other ideas, indoor pollution may have an affect on stamina. Too much running indoors reduces stamina regeneration. This is a good idea players may never notice.

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Sex? I ship molotov and Bateman (I can't say that with a straight face).

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Come on, low T doesn't last for energy unless you're still eating good food. That is, unless a scientist can prove otherwise.

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What about dual pistols? faster rate of fire but inaccurate as hell....

Taking drugs, sounds fun, it could make you sprint a bit faster or something but will take 20% health.

Sex? eehmm....i think we need female charachters first.....

I dunno, just trying to help.

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Sex? eehmm....i think we need female charachters first.....

Don't be a homophobe

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Don't be a homophobe

I'm not

but i think it MIGHT be a bit inappropriate ( especially for da lil kids playing this game )

just my opinion....not trying to be homophobe, racist or anything else.

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I'm not

but i think it MIGHT be a bit inappropriate ( especially for da lil kids playing this game )

just my opinion....not trying to be homophobe, racist or anything else.

You coward!

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I'm not

but i think it MIGHT be a bit inappropriate ( especially for da lil kids playing this game )

just my opinion....not trying to be homophobe, racist or anything else.

Jokin'. Relax.

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You coward!

Why do you call me a coward if i may ask?

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you can throw knives already!

You got a point there...

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Why do you call me a coward if i may ask?

I don't speak for Caleb, but I've got some theories.

Maybe it's because you're scared of ruining the " innocence minded" children that enjoy playing violent zombie games.

Or perhaps for not insisting that your initial statement was infallible, despite how bigoted/homophobic it might have come across. (which is apparently the mark of bravery in some countries)

Perhaps you should be pushing for the inclusion of more adult themes in general, just because that would be more controversial, and thus braver, than not pushing for more adult themes into games. You know, controversy for the sake of controversy.

In all honesty, I have no idea what he meant. I didn't see anything overtly yellow-bellied about the particular quote in question.

You coward.

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I don't speak for Caleb, but I've got some theories.

Maybe it's because you're scared of ruining the " innocence minded" children that enjoy playing violent zombie games.

Or perhaps for not insisting that your initial statement was infallible, despite how bigoted/homophobic it might have come across. (which is apparently the mark of bravery in some countries)

Perhaps you should be pushing for the inclusion of more adult themes in general, just because that would be more controversial, and thus braver, than not pushing for more adult themes into games. You know, controversy for the sake of controversy.

In all honesty, I have no idea what he meant. I didn't see anything overtly yellow-bellied about the particular quote in question.

You coward.

Ah, i see...well.... i get it.

i'm not scared of ruining those so called innocence minded children, if they decide to play this great game ( wich i can understand )

it means they will have to face things they might not like......runners as an example, some people get freaked out when they see them,

some of them even want runners to be completely removed from the game.

my reaction to that is: if you don't like what the game has to offer, choose the right map and try to live with it or or completely drop the game.

Second theory

Ehhmm.. i live in the Netherlands, one of the most accepting country's about being gay ( and no not averbody smoke's weed.... just saying )

and i totally agree that we should be able to be who you want to be so, im not homophobic.

not being racist , be nice to foreign people or people who are a bit "different" etc....cuz that's how ive grown up

Third, i never said it was a bad idea to let people have sexual intercourse in the game, only said we should have female characters.

But i think everybody can agree to that don't you think?

I'm sorry for this post wich is unnecessary long in my opinion, but i had to.

To you CelebMichal, now i understand why you called me a coward and i am sorry for wasting your precious time.

And i am really sorry for being so annoying to you all.

I suggest we close this discussion and talk about the original topic instead.

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Ah, i see...well.... i get it.

i'm not scared of ruining those so called innocence minded children, if they decide to play this great game ( wich i can understand )

it means they will have to face things they might not like......runners as an example, some people get freaked out when they see them,

some of them even want runners to be completely removed from the game.

my reaction to that is: if you don't like what the game has to offer, choose the right map and try to live with it or or completely drop the game.

Second theory

Ehhmm.. i live in the Netherlands, one of the most accepting country's about being gay ( and no not averbody smoke's weed.... just saying )

and i totally agree that we should be able to be who you want to be so, im not homophobic.

not being racist , be nice to foreign people or people who are a bit "different" etc....cuz that's how ive grown up

Third, i never said it was a bad idea to let people have sexual intercourse in the game, only said we should have female characters.

But i think everybody can agree to that don't you think?

I'm sorry for this post wich is unnecessary long in my opinion, but i had to.

To you CelebMichal, now i understand why you called me a coward and i am sorry for wasting your precious time.

And i am really sorry for being so annoying to you all.

I suggest we close this discussion and talk about the original topic instead.

Relax man. We're all just trying to crack a few jokes, is all. Sorry if you felt the need to explain yourself, that was not the intention of my post.

But now you've forced me to ask the question I am sure everyone who read your post is asking themselves:

Is there some kind of stereotype that says people from the Netherlands are all pot smokers? Because this is the first time I am hearing about it and that aside seemed a little out of left field otherwise.

But, all joking aside, the only reason we're even going on about this is the fact that someone other than Joe would even entertain the thought that a vital feature for this game would be the addition of intercourse for "realism's" sake. Because as we all know, nothing stimulates the Libido like fending off hordes of rotten corpses. At least, that's what the Walking Dead has led me to believe, and we all know that series is always 100% accurate in their depiction of how people would act in a zombie apocalypse and/or real life. And how easy it is to kill zombies... sometimes. Provided they don't hide silently behind trees and/or anywhere else.

Long aside aside, laugh it off man. Just laugh all your worries away. I am 99% certain that this is a joke thread to begin with, and that'd be 100% if it wasn't for the fact that it's Joe talking here, and for all I know he's always serious, maybe.

I mean, come on, "Dual lighters"? What, are the zombies going to form a rock band and go on tour? Will we at some point need to light two bongs simultaniously? What is this, the Netherlands? *Ba-dum tsst*.

But really, your not annoying anyone, quit being a downer and just be merry. Be merry and kill zombies.

Maybe we do need the dual lighters, anything to help lighten the mood in this thread.

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Ah, i see...well.... i get it.

i'm not scared of ruining those so called innocence minded children, if they decide to play this great game ( wich i can understand )

it means they will have to face things they might not like......runners as an example, some people get freaked out when they see them,

some of them even want runners to be completely removed from the game.

my reaction to that is: if you don't like what the game has to offer, choose the right map and try to live with it or or completely drop the game.

Second theory

Ehhmm.. i live in the Netherlands, one of the most accepting country's about being gay ( and no not averbody smoke's weed.... just saying )

and i totally agree that we should be able to be who you want to be so, im not homophobic.

not being racist , be nice to foreign people or people who are a bit "different" etc....cuz that's how ive grown up

Third, i never said it was a bad idea to let people have sexual intercourse in the game, only said we should have female characters.

But i think everybody can agree to that don't you think?

I'm sorry for this post wich is unnecessary long in my opinion, but i had to.

To you CelebMichal, now i understand why you called me a coward and i am sorry for wasting your precious time.

And i am really sorry for being so annoying to you all.

I suggest we close this discussion and talk about the original topic instead.

Were you high when you wrote this?

And you owe me that time back... You cowardly time-wasting annoying pot-head.

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Were you high when you wrote this?

And you owe me that time back... You cowardly time-wasting annoying pot-head.

Lol, no i was not.

And as i already told you, i am sorry for wasting you time.

But i don't get why you keep saying things like that,

i have offered my apologies, do you want me to leave the forum or something?

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Hey! is very reallistic indeed, you can't use the lighter under the water :P

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Lol, no i was not.

And as i already told you, i am sorry for wasting you time.

But i don't get why you keep saying things like that,

i have offered my apologies, do you want me to leave the forum or something?

Again. Caleb is just messing with you. He doesn't actually mean any of that. He probably just wants you to get the joke and get on with it.

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Lol, no i was not.

And as i already told you, i am sorry for wasting you time.

But i don't get why you keep saying things like that,

i have offered my apologies, do you want me to leave the forum or something?

lol I'm not being serious... wait... are you messing with me now? Were you playing along the entire time? Was this all just an elaborate joke at my expense?!

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lol I'm not being serious... wait... are you messing with me now? Were you playing along the entire time? Was this all just an elaborate joke at my expense?!

FIND OUT NEXT WEEK IN ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!

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lol I'm not being serious... wait... are you messing with me now? Were you playing along the entire time? Was this all just an elaborate joke at my expense?!

;) +1

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FIND OUT NEXT WEEK IN ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!

Lol

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Hey, what about we could choose the type of zombie to be spawned? Like, choose between: Walkers, Runners or both. cause I prefer runners, walkers sucks :P

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Hey, what about we could choose the type of zombie to be spawned? Like, choose between: Walkers, Runners or both. cause I prefer runners, walkers sucks :P

Hi, just enable developer console in the advanced options and press ` ( ~ ) button, type sv_cheats 1 and then type ov_runner_chance 1,0

next round all zombies will probably be runners, if not try 100.0 instead of 1.0

And yes i know you can't do this when playing with others, but hey, it's something!

Don't blame me if it doesn't work.

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